My boss about my 135i right when I bought it
Boss: oh so you couldn't handle a 3series and decided to buy a 1 huh? Small car for a small person. I bet you my Lexus is250 will smoke you (convertible 60k+)
Me: my 135i is pretty powerful and yes I'm small. Wanna go for ride?
Boss: sure. (sits in) you don't even have power seats?
Me: nope, adds more weight.
Boss: okay it's fast. But it's still a small car for a small person.
I laughed at him and his Lexus that he blew 60k on.