You sound down a little bit. I understand that you live out in the middle of no where aka "in the woods". Their is some hope, check out this place http://www.awe-tuning.com/
They'll tune(GIAC software)
and mod your car as much your heart desires. Not too far from you.
Last, you need to get out and do some hunting. Get some cool guns(Ak's and AR's) and go shouting in the woods
........if you catch my drift. Shouting at paper IS fun