Having a real tough time believing this thread. It just seems waay too weird to be true. If you own a business as you say, you should know the importance of good accounting, especially if you apparently making bucks and reinvesting, playing landlord, floating additional loans... It would borderline in illegal for not keeping records, especially for tax purposes.
Nobody who makes cash like the kind you are talking about (enough to buy new bmws and porsches at a whim) would operate with shared bank accounts with 18 y.o. girlfriends.
If this story is only even remotely true.. that's plain messed up.
Oh, and I'll take a stripper Caymen.