I suck on a snowboard and haven't been on mine in a little over a year. I nearly took it to Stratton last Sunday, but decided that it would be way too painful.
"I tasted death many times on the river today. Do you want to know what it tasted like? Do you REALLY want to know? Well I'll tell you then: it tasted like BEEF JERKY." - unknown paddler 8/1/09