Congratulations! your review had me laughing...
I have never purchased a car and had a phone paired to it.
Since you've never owned a car without ABS... I bet you haven't listened to records much, or perhaps you might not even own any CDs..
No matter at all.. Our ages and experiences differ, but ownership of a BMW brings us all together and makes a common link. I hope you join the local chapter of BMW CCA. I had a similar experience as you twenty years ago, when I showed up a chapter meeting for the Hoosier Chapter Indiana. A couple reached out to me and I started talking with them, and they introduced me to the group and I have been great friends with many since. It's my experience that a lot of millennials feel like BMW CCA is full of old people that are rich and buy BMWs and they have nothing in common with, when that's far from the truth.