['fatboy']

I've been having long cranks in my car for a couple of months now. I figured as warranty is running out i should take it in for a look over. The service guy tells me i need to first get a software upgrade which should fix the problem (which apparently my car is 'saying it needs').

They then call me a 4pm yesterday to tell me my car needs to stay overnight as it takes 6-8 hrs for a software upgrade...

What are the odds its doesn't fix it and i will be back again with the same complaint.

To add icing on the cake, i get a filty loaner with the low fuel indicator already beeping the moment I start the car.