I am from West Virginia, and I am very well armed. I, however, do not make moonshine. I suppose that your stereotype is partially correct in any case.
This is one of the reasons why the only option that I did not want was idrive/navigation. There are other much more reliable navigation devices on the market. BTW, I usually use my Droid Razr or my Garmin.
Here is just one of my West Virginia armaments..