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1. Wash your car, make it show pretty... (doesn't take much; she's sexy)
2. Position its good looking self in the garage.
3. Tell children they get to show Mom the new car when she picks them up! OOOO They are so excited!
4. Children are ready, preferably with cameras (video highly suggested) in hand.
5. Surprise!!!!
6. Mom $***s herself with anger, and then jealousy, then envy, then lusts after it for a minute...
7. Beer glasses clang. Success.
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2008 135i - M sport - Dinan S2, OC, AB exhaust, BMS DCI
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