[flyboy385]

(Sorry in advance for the long post, didn't realize how long it would take me to type all my thoughts out)

I immediately began noticing problems as soon as I started up the car after the Satellite Radio had been installed. The warm start-up was lower pitched, the car didn't rev up to its normal 1200-1300 rpm briefly, then slowly lower down to 900-1000 rpm, then idle after that. It just went straight to about 700 rpm and stayed there. I thought it was a one-time thing, and wouldn't be a problem, since there was no "long crank" issue.

I began suspecting they had messed something up electronically when i noticed all my trip stats had been reset (average miles per gallon, average speed, etc.). Then when I unlocked the car the next morning, I didn't hear the usual noise from the fuel pump priming. When I started the car, I knew something was really wrong. Normally, the cold start really sounds loud and aggressive, revving up to 1500 and staying above 1000 for a little while. But this time, it wasn't as loud, and didn't even rev past 1000 rpm. I was a little dissapointed by this, but wasn't that upset by it. I thought, "I'll just wait 3000 miles until I have to take it in for service, and they can fix it then."

I drove only in D mode in the morning, so everything felt fine in motion, but on the way home I put it in manual mode, and thats when i got really pissed. Normally, when I'm doing about 55 in 7th, and want to make a pass on the freeway, I go about 1/2 - 3/4 throttle for a half second, realize I'm still in 7th, and downshift to 6th to get it moving a little quicker. This time, downshifting to 6th made almost no difference. So I tried 5th, and that STILL didn't have enough pull to get me up to 70 as quickly as I had expected. So I pressed the sport button, tried again, and got the same result. After that, I decided to test the throttle response. I got it up to 40 in 2nd gear, took my foot off the throttle for a second, then jabbed it. Normally, there's a significantly sharp jerk forward, but this time, it felt like I was in automatic mode, and was waiting for the transmission to change down. Okay, maybe not that dramatic, but the throttle response was significantly duller. Even the DCT gear shifts in sport mode felt not only duller, but slower as well. There was time between shifts for the exhaust to make gurgling noises (which sounded lovely, but I get those noises anyway with sport mode off at about 1/2 throttle) There were even a few times when I would be sitting at a stoplight and the revs would bounce around, seemingly trying to rev itself to stay alive.

I know my car very well, and I'm absolutely positive that something has changed the dynamics of the car. I have two theories: One is that when messing around with the electronics during the satellite radio install, the technicians reset something related to the fuel timing or O2 sensors by accident, and the other theory is that I got some sort of software update along with the satellite radio that changed the way the engine operates. I'm not well-educated on the subject, but those are my rough guesses.

I know it sounds absolutely preposterous that a satellite radio install would affect the way the engine behaves, but the dealership said they didn't do anything else, and none of these issues were prevalent on the drive over to the dealership.

Any thoughts?

TL;DR - Got satellite radio retrofitted, now the car feels slower and duller.