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Originally Posted by RickMsport
I hit the 5000 mile mark, and so far the score is zero launch control event, one coffee spill, minimal stereo usage, 18 snow days, and not a single episode of breaking wind. I see cars for sale with "never seen rain or snow" or "never been tracked", but not "never been farted in". Perhaps TMI?
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For once in my life, I'm at a loss for words. I am only reminded of going on a date when I had my first 135 and the woman mentioned something about, let's just say, being crampy and what have you. So, I got a towel from the back and said, don't worry, I'll just put this towel down for you on your seat...just in case, and played it off like I was totally kidding. I absolutely was not.
I just wish they still offered the Mercury Mistress, for those who really love their car: