^those don't make you go faster.
But my trunk monkey does add 50 Wheel Horsepower
And for the record. Any car can be a performance car. I've seen guys autox everything from an 86 chevy station wagon to a Prius.
It doesn't matter what you drive and putting someone down for what they drive is kinda idiotic and lame (except ricers, they get no mercy)
Lord knows I've had enough of these arguments directed towards me and my vert