[TimMc]

Bloke's sick of his BMW breaking down, usually when he's running late for work. After forking out for the umpteenth time to get it fixed his mechanic says "ditch the Beemer & buy an egg"!? Bloke's dubious but takes the plunge. Everything's sweet, the egg runs like a dream & he's never late for work again. Til one day when the egg just wouldn't start. In desperation he rings his mechanic. "My egg won't start!" he says. The mechanic has a think and tells the bloke, "Try pulling out the yolk". Bloke rushes out to the garage, pulls out the yolk, pushes the start button (he's got comfort access) and the egg bursts into life. Rushes back into the house, picks up the phone and says to the mechanic..................
"It's all white now!"

You started it Matty.