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      12-08-2012, 07:20 PM   #265
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      12-08-2012, 07:23 PM   #266
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      12-08-2012, 08:42 PM   #267
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I was at downtown Disney yesterday night. As i was leaving Downtown Disney, 4 teenaged girls (16-17 years old) came up to me, and the conversation went like this :

girl 1: Nice car, can you give me and my friends a ride?

me : Sorry, my car only seats 2 (took my back seats out).

girl 2: I'll suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, I'm serious...

me : Uh, I have a girlfriend, I'm good, thanks though.

girl 2 : I really will suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, please?

me : I gotta go.

girl 3 : Your car is sexy.

me : Thank you, later!

As i was driving away, i heard the girls yelling "your lose". Is this what society is coming too? Teen girls sucking co*k for rides? Gotta love hoes!
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      01-04-2013, 03:46 PM   #268
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I was at downtown Disney yesterday night. As i was leaving Downtown Disney, 4 teenaged girls (16-17 years old) came up to me, and the conversation went like this :

girl 1: Nice car, can you give me and my friends a ride?

me : Sorry, my car only seats 2 (took my back seats out).

girl 2: I'll suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, I'm serious...

me : Uh, I have a girlfriend, I'm good, thanks though.

girl 2 : I really will suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, please?

me : I gotta go.

girl 3 : Your car is sexy.

me : Thank you, later!

As i was driving away, i heard the girls yelling "your lose". Is this what society is coming too? Teen girls sucking co*k for rides? Gotta love hoes!
Are they still gunna be there next weekend? Cali is a far drive for me
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      02-18-2013, 07:50 PM   #269
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So I traded a 09' 328i sedan for a 11' 135i, and every time I get the "why you traded your car for the cheapest one?"
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      02-18-2013, 07:52 PM   #270
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Are they still gunna be there next weekend? Cali is a far drive for me
LOL!!!
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      02-18-2013, 08:46 PM   #271
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      02-18-2013, 08:50 PM   #272
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      02-19-2013, 11:41 PM   #273
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I was at downtown Disney yesterday night. As i was leaving Downtown Disney, 4 teenaged girls (16-17 years old) came up to me, and the conversation went like this :

girl 1: Nice car, can you give me and my friends a ride?

me : Sorry, my car only seats 2 (took my back seats out).

girl 2: I'll suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, I'm serious...

me : Uh, I have a girlfriend, I'm good, thanks though.

girl 2 : I really will suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, please?

me : I gotta go.

girl 3 : Your car is sexy.

me : Thank you, later!

As i was driving away, i heard the girls yelling "your lose". Is this what society is coming too? Teen girls sucking co*k for rides? Gotta love hoes!
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      02-20-2013, 02:23 AM   #274
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I am so glad I live in California. Buying season pass to Disneyland now.

"Chrome dome" is a new one though. They must not be familiar with the shadowline trim.
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      02-20-2013, 12:26 PM   #275
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Ok so heres my story:

Driving around in the middle...
I think I saw you today.. You kicked the tail out next to the Phoeniccia Hotel.. It was dark, I couldn't know for sure whether the car was alpine white or titanium silver.. That was around 5:45 pm.. If it was really you, I would like to tell you nice action man!! Sounds great! my kinda car
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BMW have tapped into this by mirroring typical BMW dynamics and steering communication within the new UKL cars.
You mean massive body roll, a steering system that is not connected to the front wheels, and the engine note played through the speaker system?!?!?!?!
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      03-15-2013, 09:26 AM   #276
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Friend: You know you shouldn't do that, right?
Me: Do what?
Friend: Shifting like that. (I was manually shifting on my 7DCT, not WOT or aggressive at all, just regular cruising)
Me: Why?
Friend: Because it is bad for your transmission. Hurts the gears. Wears them out faster. You should just leave it in automatic mode.
Me: How is that any different? It will still shift like I am shifting manually.
Friend: It is safer when the computer does it. When you do it, you might grind the gears if you don't time it right. (gesturing a shift change like a manual transmission, I assume he believes there is a mechanical link between my shift knob and the actual transmission).
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      03-15-2013, 12:06 PM   #277
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Friend: You know you shouldn't do that, right?
Me: Do what?
Friend: Shifting like that. (I was manually shifting on my 7DCT, not WOT or aggressive at all, just regular cruising)
Me: Why?
Friend: Because it is bad for your transmission. Hurts the gears. Wears them out faster. You should just leave it in automatic mode.
Me: How is that any different? It will still shift like I am shifting manually.
Friend: It is safer when the computer does it. When you do it, you might grind the gears if you don't time it right. (gesturing a shift change like a manual transmission, I assume he believes there is a mechanical link between my shift knob and the actual transmission).
I don't know where to even start with this...
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      03-15-2013, 01:05 PM   #278
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I love the size comments here.

Right now my daily driver is a diesel smart fortwo. HIGHLY modified. More than double the stock output, 6" widebody kit, BRABUS wheels etc etc etc.

When people ask why I drive such a girlie small car, my wife will answer "Because he is UNDERcompensating..." God bless her!
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      03-15-2013, 01:45 PM   #279
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As I'm driving around town, with my not so subtle girlfriend in the passenger seat... I rev up and listen to the sweet sound of the diverter valve releasing the built up pressure, and I hear "and there's the queef" out of my beautiful passengers mouth.

Not sure if she just happened to say an internal thought aloud or not, but first thing I traced to was having one of the best stories in this thread! haha
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      03-15-2013, 01:47 PM   #280
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sounds like my kind of girl....
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      03-15-2013, 01:55 PM   #281
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...and I hear "and there's the queef"...
Sounds like a Warren girl!
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      03-15-2013, 04:35 PM   #282
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      03-15-2013, 04:48 PM   #283
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My boss asked if it was a M1
Another friend said nice girl car. He quickly changed his tune after 1 ride
A co worker asked if it was a 4 banger (even after just hearing it on cold start wit a DP)
My neighbor said Thats a bad ass bitch Im jealous.
Usually everytime Im driving around or at the gas station young teen guys or early 20s will usually nod their heads in approval or give a thumbs up or an a ok symbol and gesture tward the car.
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      03-15-2013, 04:52 PM   #284
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Went to target last night. Target employee came up to me and said;

Target employee : Yo, is that a 1M?

Me : No, it's a E82.

Target employee : Huh? What's that ?

Me : Heh, it's a 135i.

Target employee : Ohhhhh? What about the brakes? Aftermarket?

Me : No, got them powdercoated.

Target employee : Hm....ok?

Loved the confused look on his face .
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      03-15-2013, 05:20 PM   #285
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My favorite was

Coworker: "So, that's got the same engine as my 335, but it's smaller and lighter?"

Me: "Yep."

Coworker: "Damn."

I really can't remember any comments that weren't positive.


Thats my favourite. "So its the same as the 335 but lighter and smaller??!"

hahaa
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      03-22-2013, 01:10 PM   #286
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I know this is for the 1 series but how bout a quote from an m3?

Was test driving the newly installed CSL wheels and drove into the parking lot of Walmart passing by a bunch of highschool ricer boyz and their hondas..

One kid locks target on my M3, slowly walks up doing this dog humping emote saying,
"OHHHHHH SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET!!!!!!!!!!"
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