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      01-16-2013, 11:00 AM   #1
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Talking 135 - 125 wish they looked more different!

OK so I have a 135 and I see a few 125's and well no offence to any of the 125 guys but well...I have these twin turbos and well I want to show off.
Shame BMW didn't add a little something other than some numbers to make my car look different.
You know...maybe a freaking huge OEM wing or something?
That screams "This car has more testicular mass than yours!"
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      01-16-2013, 11:02 AM   #2
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The differences are there for those who know BMW's. For the rest, stealth is best.
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      01-16-2013, 11:04 AM   #3
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Well you see god loved me when he built me.
So i like to rock flat front pants to show off the summer sausage!
Why can't my car be rocking a par of flat fronts to be like me!?
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You probably shouldn't drive a 1-series if you're worried about looking manly.
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      01-16-2013, 11:08 AM   #5
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It's a 128i and I can tell the difference quite easily.
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      01-16-2013, 11:13 AM   #6
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You really can't tell the difference between this



this



and this?





I know there are M sport 128s out there but they are quite rare.
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      01-16-2013, 11:22 AM   #7
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Well I CAN!
But we need more...maybe some hood vents..maybe some speed holes...maybe a nice wing?
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      01-16-2013, 11:25 AM   #8
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The differences are there for those who know BMW's. For the rest, stealth is best.
Well put. Most people I run into wouldn't assume a big OEM wing meant anything more than the car means to them now. I still get, "couldn't spring for the 3 series, eh?"....makes me laugh. to 90% of the public, it's just a badge anyways and differences to style wouldn't mean anything.

KingOfJericho....not sure if serious
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Gotta agree, no one seems to understand the choice to get a 1er anyway. But isn't this what modding is for? Buy the items you think will set your car apart and install them. I would however advise against a huge wing, you'll create lift in the front and ruin the balance of the car.
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Isn't this why they invented aftermarket companies?
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OK big wing in the front and in the back? ;-)
It would have been nice to have a little bling on the car.
A litle...."Yo...yo you...get ove here...check this out....this is a 135i...it's got ballzz"
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OK big wing in the front and in the back? ;-)
It would have been nice to have a little bling on the car.
A litle...."Yo...yo you...get ove here...check this out....this is a 135i...it's got ballzz"
They did do that...its called the 1 Series M Coupe
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Oh that little wing thing on the back? You call that a flat front pants?
I mean really?

Ok you are a dude....this is what you need to do...find two women...don't have sex with them at the same time...but first take them outside and put two cars, a 125 and a 135 next to each other and ask them if there is a difference. Odds are they will say yeah one is black and the other is blue.

They can’t tell you which one has the bigger balls….due to its lack of flat front pants showing off its ample summer sausage!

Then go off and have sex with the two willing ladies and wonder what kind of bling you can put on your 135 to make it look more well endowed than that wimpy 125.
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Well I CAN!
But we need more...maybe some hood vents..maybe some speed holes...maybe a nice wing?
If you are worrh about the look on 135i then get the 1M.
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Oh now you want me to spend some money....please!
How about fromt he factory dual pipes! Yeah that would look different and imply "POOOOOWWWEEERRR!!!"
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KingOfJericho....not sure if serious
I'm very serious that any car-guy can easily tell the difference between the 135 and 128. I shouldn't be surprised that someone who didn't know it was a 128i and not a 125i would confuse them...
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Oh now you want me to spend some money....please!
How about fromt he factory dual pipes! Yeah that would look different and imply "POOOOOWWWEEERRR!!!"
the car does have factory dual pipes...
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Oh that little wing thing on the back? You call that a flat front pants?
I mean really?

Ok you are a dude....this is what you need to do...find two women...don't have sex with them at the same time...but first take them outside and put two cars, a 125 and a 135 next to each other and ask them if there is a difference. Odds are they will say yeah one is black and the other is blue.

They can’t tell you which one has the bigger balls….due to its lack of flat front pants showing off its ample summer sausage!

Then go off and have sex with the two willing ladies and wonder what kind of bling you can put on your 135 to make it look more well endowed than that wimpy 125.
I like the unassuming nature of my car. Girls find it cute guys find it to be a bulldog...its fun and girls actually are ok with being seen in cute cars



If you wanted something with madz ballssszzz yo you shouldve bought an evo or sti.

Bmws arent about showing your package...theyre about taking down the punks who do while being dressed to kill in your best blazer.
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I'm very serious that any car-guy ...
OMG those fanboys!
Kill me now!
Nothing makes me want to kick kittens in the junk more than when any sentance sarts with "Well a real car-guy...."
Right there just because i wrote that I kicked 4 kittens in the junk!
And the kitten kickin will go on untill the use of that horrible "car-guy" thing stops!

Now.....give me a hood bump or something? Maybe a vent or some sort of hey.."That's the fast one"
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Again with me spending money!
Come on i'm rich not filthy stinking rich!
Just give me a vent or something that says...this sausage is thick long and strong!
Not some gerken.
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