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      02-02-2018, 08:00 AM   #89
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Thanks to this thread, I'll have to bring a black light with me if I decide to buy a used car.
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Op here again. I'm happy to say that I am here to update this thread again

....... I can confirm that this is the only possible way......

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Thanks to this thread, I'll have to bring a black light with me if I decide to buy a used car.

Thanks. I may never buy used again.
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Had sex on the passenger front seat of my 1er Convertible with the top down in the moon light.

Did the same is my Austin Healey
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Had sex on the passenger front seat of my 1er Convertible with the top down in the moon light.

Did the same is my Austin Healey
I did it in a Smart Car. I am still looking for my missing nut.
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Had sex on the passenger front seat of my 1er Convertible with the top down in the moon light.

Did the same is my Austin Healey
I did it in a Smart Car. I am still looking for my missing nut.
It helps when you can drop the top.

Removes the restriction.
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It helps when you can drop the top.

Removes the restriction.
Nut could go anywhere with the top down, especially since it is under pressure. Would be like those old stereotypes of someone looking for a contact lens on the floor or the sidewalk.
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It helps when you can drop the top.

Removes the restriction.
Nut could go anywhere with the top down, especially since it is under pressure. Would be like those old stereotypes of someone looking for a contact lens on the floor or the sidewalk.
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Full Detail Please !
I was referring to the car being DETAILED.
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I was referring to the car being DETAILED.
My nuts are dry roasted but not salted, so no muss, no fuss :-)
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And this is where our society has gone?
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And this is where our society has gone?
To RWD coupe sex? Was wrong wit dat
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Op here again. I'm happy to say that I am here to update this thread again

Like I mentioned earlier, someone in this thread suggested that the best way to do the dirty is in the passenger seat with her on top and I can confirm that this is the only possible way. But I am sad to report this can only work with the smallest of girls. The girl I was with was too thicc for it to work. Man, I really love this car but I'm wishing I would have gotten a bigger car.
You should get you one of those flexible ones. I've fit a 5'4" 160lber on top of me in that seat. I'm 5'11" 175.
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You should get you one of those flexible ones. I've fit a 5'4" 160lber on top of me in that seat. I'm 5'11" 175.
cheeks up or cheeks down? Please specify sort of cheeks.
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I made a mistake, her in the seat pulled to the edge legs on the dash
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I made a mistake, her in the seat pulled to the edge legs on the dash
You definitely do not want to have the key in the car with you, as the car could get started by accident, and if in gear or a DCT, you might have trouble explaining things to the Cop when gets there.
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I've done it on several occasions, just go to the back and push the seats forward. It sucks and she'll hit her head on the roof but sex is sex.
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This thread solidified that I made the right decision going from a 335i to a 135i. E90post is nowhere near this lit. E90post is dark and full of terrors
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      02-27-2018, 03:22 PM   #108
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I know this seems off the rails but I'm generally curious and was looking for some input. Is it possible to take a girl in the backseats for sexy time? Has anyone here done it before? I'm 19 and have no house so this is really my only option. I don't expect it to be comfortable like a bed but is it doable? No point in having a beamer if the ladies don't come IN it, am i rite? Any input is appreciated.
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and yes... it works.. at least for me it did in a a 1M..

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I've done it on several occasions, just go to the back and push the seats forward. It sucks and she'll hit her head on the roof but sex is sex.
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doggy is accomplishable with the sunroof open..
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doggy is accomplishable with the sunroof open..
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