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07-28-2011, 04:20 PM | #1 |
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50 great automotive quotes :)
1. To finish first, you must first finish. – Juan Manuel Fangio
2. Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second. – Bobby Unser 3. The winner ain’t the one with the fastest car, it’s the one who refuses to lose. – Dale Earnhardt 4. You win some, you lose some, you wreck some. – Dale Ernhardt Sr. 5. Aerodynamics are for people who can’t build engines. – Enzo Ferrari 6. The client is not always right. – Enzo Ferrari 7. If you think the last 4 words of the national anthem are gentlemen, start your engines, you might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy. 8. Need to tie some kerosene rags around his ankles so the ants don’t eat his candy #$@ - Dale Earnhardt speaking of Mark Martin. 9. The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. – F1 commentator Murray Walker. 10. Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines. – Keith Duckworth 11. Here Kitty Kitty Kitty! - Tony Stewart 12. We broke something, I think it was traction… – Carl Edwards after getting spun out by Dale Jr. at Michigan 13. Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports… all the others are games. – Ernest Hemingway 14. Calling upon my years of experience, I froze at the controls. – Stirling Moss 15. Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death… – Hunter Thompson 16. I don’t know driving in another way which isn’t risky. Each one has to improve himself. Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than other’s. - Ayrton Senna 17. It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down. – Mario Andretti 18. Once you’ve raced, you never forget it…and you never get over it. - Richard Childress 19. Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win. – Enzo Ferrari 20. There’s no secret. You just press the accelerator to the floor and steer left. – Bill Vukovich 21. To achieve anything in this game you must be prepare to dabble in the boundary of disaster. - Sterling Moss 22. To achieve anything in this game you must be prepare to dabble in the boundary of disaster. – Sterling Moss 23. What’s behind you doesn’t matter. – Enzo Ferrari 24. When you win a race your on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and party, cause the next day when you get out of bed, the meter goes back to zero again. - Bobby Allison 25. No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’. – Harry Hogge, Days of Thunder 26. If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue 27. If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough. – Parnelli Jones 28. Mr. Bentley – He builds fast trucks. – Ettore Bugatti 29. Why worry about death, it’ll come sooner or later. - Jim Dunn 30. Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you. – Jeremy Clarkson 31. Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford 32. As far as cheating goes, they’ll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know about it. – Smokey Yunick 33. It’s like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium - Dick Trickle was asked what racing at Windchester Speedway was like. 34. You can’t fix stupid - Larry Morgan, NHRA Pro Stock driver 35. You can tell that you’re in trouble when you feel the air on the back of your neck instead of in your face. - Buddy Baker 36. I got hit in the head pretty hard. My clock ran backwards for two years. - Buddy Baker 37. He ran out of talent about halfway through the corner. – Buddy Baker 38. After the third flip, I lost control………… - Don Roberts after crashing in the Jade Grenade at New England Dragway in 1975. 39. We worked 80 hour weeks for 30 years to keep from having to get a real job. – Tom Lemon’s comment on the rigors of being a drag racing. 40. It’s basically the same, just darker. - Alan Kulwicki, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons. 41. Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. - Dave Barry 42. If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari. – Gilles Villeneuve 43. There are seven winners of the Monaco Grand Prix on the starting line today, and four of them are Michael Schumacher. – Murray Walker 44. When I raced a car last it was at a time when sex was safe and racing was dangerous. Now, it’s the other way round. - Hans Stuck 45. I love this kind of racing, (but) these guys sure change their personalities in race mode. They’re like Doberman Pinschers with a hand grenade in their mouths. – Road racer Boris Said speaking of NEXTEL Cup drivers. 46. The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses. – Mario Andretti 47. When I started racing my father told me, ‘Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones. - Cristiano Da Matta 48. Moonshiners put more time, energy, thought, and love into their cars than any racer ever will. Lose on the track, and you go home. Lose with a load of whiskey, and you go to jail. – Junior Johnson, NASCAR legend, and one time whiskey runner. 49. There have been other tracks that separated the men from the boys. This is the track that will separate the brave from the weak after the boys are gone. – Driver Jimmy Thompson speaking about Daytona International Speedway. 50. Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog. – Damon Hill
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07-28-2011, 06:17 PM | #6 |
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If you’re in control, you’re not going fast enough. – Parnelli Jones
^^^this is full of win^^
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07-29-2011, 07:45 AM | #8 |
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That's a pretty good one Dackel...I didn't put together the list, just found it, copied and pasted it haha. Still fun to read!
this one is great too.....if you have an lsd... If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have enough horsepower. - Mark Donohue
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07-29-2011, 09:11 AM | #9 |
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A true hotrodder wouldn't be content until he had created a car so violent, so hairy, so totally sick that the very act of dropping the hammer would result in instant death.
Anything less results in the need to go faster. |
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07-29-2011, 09:59 AM | #11 |
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21 & 22 are the same
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07-29-2011, 10:12 AM | #12 |
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Yeah i noticed it on the site...forgot to change it...but oh wells...
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07-29-2011, 10:19 AM | #13 |
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My favs
37. He ran out of talent about halfway through the corner. – Buddy Baker 38. After the third flip, I lost control………… - Don Roberts after crashing in the Jade Grenade at New England Dragway in 1975.
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07-29-2011, 11:17 AM | #14 |
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Not sure where I heard it but I always liked... "Second place is the first loser" I always say it joking to my daughter before every one of her soccer games.
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07-30-2011, 12:49 PM | #16 |
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Would it be correct to surmise that the person that said; "It is more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow" was not a racer?????
With our new gas standards of 54 mpg, we all better enjoy our cars now for God only knows what are we will be driving in 2025 |
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07-30-2011, 01:09 PM | #17 |
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If someone said to me that you can have three wishes, my first would have been to get into racing, my second to be in Formula 1, my third to drive for Ferrari. – Gilles Villeneuve
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