For Sale: Remus Axle Back Exhaust / Muffler

[D135]

For Sale: Remus Axle Back Exhaust / Muffler
Used for about a year, in good condition.
Will come up a treat with a polish.

Suits BMW 135i E87/E88 Coupe/Convertible.

Melbourne pickup ONLY, $550

[MrBlonde]

Jesus mate you went to a lot of trouble tarting that one up!

[bfi2906]

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

Jesus mate you went to a lot of trouble tarting that one up!

LOL

Yup! With presentation like that, it just screamd "BUY ME"

[JB4-335]

Originally Posted by bfi2906

LOL

Yup! With presentation like that, it just screamd "BUY ME"

Looks like it done 500,00 klms and has been sitting in the back shed for over 20 years.

[D135]

If you don't have anything positive to add here, keep your opinions to yourself.

It's an exhaust, it's bound to look that way pretty quickly. It can however be polished.
I haven’t cleaned it up at all; it's come straight off the car - gives you an honest look at it.

It's done about 10,000KMs..

[MikeVictor]

Originally Posted by D135

If you don't have anything positive to add here, keep your opinions to yourself.

Think of it as constructive criticism. Myself, I'd love an exhaust. I was interested when I saw this thread. Interest level dropped substantially when I saw the photos.

[RaihaX]

not to mention pick up only

[JB4-335]

Originally Posted by D135

If you don't have anything positive to add here, keep your opinions to yourself.

It's an exhaust, it's bound to look that way pretty quickly. It can however be polished.
I haven’t cleaned it up at all; it's come straight off the car - gives you an honest look at it.

It's done about 10,000KMs..

It was just a joke. It's a forum. Get with the program. Not everything has to be positive rather personal opinions. As you can see others are not really too keen on it giving it's looks. Maybe cause I work in sales I understand what is needed to sell an item.

[Taymaishu]

Originally Posted by JB4135

It was just a joke. It's a forum. Get with the program. Not everything has to be positive rather personal opinions. As you can see others are not really too keen on it giving it's looks. Maybe cause I work in sales I understand what is needed to sell an item.

F*ckin' troll.

[alik01]

Originally Posted by JB4135

It was just a joke. It's a forum. Get with the program. Not everything has to be positive rather personal opinions. As you can see others are not really too keen on it giving it's looks. Maybe cause I work in sales I understand what is needed to sell an item.

+1

[JB4-335]

Originally Posted by Taymaishu

F*ckin' troll.

PISS OFF ALEX!!

[MrBlonde]

Originally Posted by D135

I haven’t cleaned it up at all; it's come straight off the car

You don't say!

[JB4-335]

Originally Posted by MrBlonde

You don't say!

I think OP has learnt a lesson here, and that's if your gonna sell something with pics at least make it look decent. I'm sure if he had spent 5 minutes cleaning it up he would have made it visually appealing at the least for potential buyers.
Also you need to post it at the top of the Threads that is For Sale in OZ.

[MrBlonde]

Originally Posted by JB4135

I think OP has learnt a lesson here, and that's if your gonna sell something with pics at least make it look decent. I'm sure if he had spent 5 minutes cleaning it up he would have made it visually appealing at the least for potential buyers.
Also you need to post it at the top of the Threads that is For Sale in OZ.

Not at all, he estolls the virtues of his decision; it's an honest look at the goods for sale. The cleaning of the goods and presenting an appealing photo is a wicked deception and ethically questionable.

[bfi2906]

Originally Posted by D135

If you don't have anything positive to add here, keep your opinions to yourself.

It's an exhaust, it's bound to look that way pretty quickly. It can however be polished.
I haven’t cleaned it up at all; it's come straight off the car - gives you an honest look at it.

It's done about 10,000KMs..

I'm sorry - I've seen the error of my ways

Hang on and I'll grab my cheque book and write you a cheque for the half a thousand dollars. I'll then buy an airline ticket and fly down and pick up your one year old, filthy dirty (but honest looking) muffler. Then I can fly back home and spend my weekend washing and polishing it up so it looks like it belongs on my car.

After all, it is pretty special, and I really can't see how I could ever get a sporty sounding rear muffler any other way - especially for a mere half a thousand dollars.

WINNING !!!!!!

[JB4-335]

Originally Posted by bfi2906

I'm sorry - I've seen the error of my ways

Hang on and I'll grab my cheque book and write you a cheque for the half a thousand dollars. I'll then buy an airline ticket and fly down and pick up your one year old, filthy dirty (but honest looking) muffler. Then I can fly back home and spend my weekend washing and polishing it up so it looks like it belongs on my car.

After all, it is pretty special, and I really can't see how I could ever get a sporty sounding rear muffler any other way - especially for a mere half a thousand dollars.

WINNING !!!!!!

[Zuzu]

Originally Posted by bfi2906

I'm sorry - I've seen the error of my ways

Hang on and I'll grab my cheque book and write you a cheque for the half a thousand dollars. I'll then buy an airline ticket and fly down and pick up your one year old, filthy dirty (but honest looking) muffler. Then I can fly back home and spend my weekend washing and polishing it up so it looks like it belongs on my car.

After all, it is pretty special, and I really can't see how I could ever get a sporty sounding rear muffler any other way - especially for a mere half a thousand dollars.

WINNING !!!!!!

..GOLD..

[alik01]

Originally Posted by bfi2906

I'm sorry - I've seen the error of my ways

Hang on and I'll grab my cheque book and write you a cheque for the half a thousand dollars. I'll then buy an airline ticket and fly down and pick up your one year old, filthy dirty (but honest looking) muffler. Then I can fly back home and spend my weekend washing and polishing it up so it looks like it belongs on my car.

After all, it is pretty special, and I really can't see how I could ever get a sporty sounding rear muffler any other way - especially for a mere half a thousand dollars.

WINNING !!!!!!

Can we get into a bidding war please? I believe the honesty alone is worth $1000.

[05C4R]

only a dutch auction could do this justice, i'll go $440 delivered to sydney

[BMWRX]

Shouldn't that read E82 Coupe? Isn't the E87 the hatchback? If you look closely through the swamp water stains, it says E82 on the label.

Like MattyV, I was keen when I saw the thread heading, then spat tea out through my nose when I saw the photos. Give it a quick spit and polish, put the listing in the For Sale section, even do a quick YouTube video so we can hear what it sounds like, and you'll be a far greater shot at parting with it (oh, and offering to post at the buyer's expense helps a lot too).

Anyway, welcome to the forum D135. Some people here are a little quick to jump on misguided newbies but keep in mind that the majority of ribbing on here is in jest and no one (well, rarely) is truly having a go at you.

[RaihaX]

poor guy he is probably scarred from this forum for life!

[alik01]

Can't believe you guys, bunch of ruffians - pretty unwelcoming. Poor guy is just trying to display his very soiled wares.