Start Button

pick333 · 05-28-2014, 11:00 PM

It's not so obvious-"start"? What does that mean? On my computer, when I hit start, it says "shut down." Next question--how do I turn my car off; it's been running now for 3 days!

tapout2taxes · 05-28-2014, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by pick333

It's not so obvious-"start"? What does that mean? On my computer, when I hit start, it says "shut down." Next question--how do I turn my car off; it's been running now for 3 days!

Yep, I love this thread!

gregthegr8 · 05-28-2014, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by iNeedALsd

i just woke up my girlfriend laughing at that post

You'll need a whole other giant manual to learn how to push HER start button. ba dum ching.

pick333 · 05-29-2014, 02:59 PM

In the manual, it has a picture, and it says, "This is the Start Button." But that's not so clear. It depends on what the word "is" means.

2012_135i · 05-29-2014, 04:43 PM

Anybody figure out the warp core eject procedure? I think it's in the entertainment console somewhere but not sure.

IEDEI · 05-29-2014, 05:01 PM

when I push the start button down very HARD.....my car becomes 420hp.

Jockey · 05-29-2014, 05:18 PM

God, this great

Overpar56 · 05-29-2014, 05:26 PM

Dictionary:
A sudden movement of surprise or alarm.
"she awoke with a start"

Pretty much covers it.

dtwyim · 05-29-2014, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by IEDEI

when I push the start button down very HARD.....my car becomes 420hp.

I heard if you use your left pinky toe to start it, you do not need to press it hard.

IEDEI · 05-29-2014, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by dtwyim

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Originally Posted by IEDEI

when I push the start button down very HARD.....my car becomes 420hp.

I heard if you use your left pinky toe to start it, you do not need to press it hard.

yes but that would mean -220hp

Chunner · 05-29-2014, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by IEDEI

when I push the start button down very HARD.....my car becomes 420hp.

lol, so what does mine become? i already have 373 Hp and 408 lbs of tq.

IEDEI · 05-29-2014, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Chunner

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Originally Posted by IEDEI

when I push the start button down very HARD.....my car becomes 420hp.

lol, so what does mine become? i already have 373 Hp and 408 lbs of tq.

2450 hp and 225 torques. sorry 'bout that!!!

3002 tii · 05-29-2014, 08:34 PM

I heard if you don't press the start button, you never have to go to work.

gregthegr8 · 05-29-2014, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 3002 tii

I heard if you don't press the start button, you never have to go to work.

I'm definitely trying that one tomorrow.

1triple5 · 05-29-2014, 09:43 PM

I heard if you don't put the key in and if you don't push the start button, the car won't start.

What type of bs is this bmw?

cristopher1014 · 05-30-2014, 07:10 AM

I've heard rumors that if you push it with a certain part of your body you get instant male enhancement... But which part? I've tried just about everything...

2012_135i · 05-30-2014, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cristopher1014

I've heard rumors that if you push it with a certain part of your body you get instant male enhancement... But which part? I've tried just about everything...

It's the part that needs enhancing, but it needs to be enhanced first to work.

Gray_Panther · 05-30-2014, 04:29 PM

If you push the button while rolling to a stop and pull up next to a prius. You can look the driver right in the eye and say "Pure electric"

tapout2taxes · 06-19-2014, 08:59 PM

Why did this thread have to go and die??? BUMP!!!!

I heard that if you hold down the start button for 10 seconds while in motion it pops out and there is a NOS button.

Cheeze1 · 06-19-2014, 09:50 PM

If you push the button three times in the dark while looking in the mirror Chris Bangle will appear.

Overpar56 · 06-20-2014, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Cheeze1

If you push the button three times in the dark while looking in the mirror Chris Bangle will appear.

I guess that enables our heads up display feature bmw didn't tell us about?

whitebimmer09 · 06-20-2014, 08:59 AM

Guys, I have been trying all these new techniques to get the extra boost and night vision by pressing the start button differently and nothing is happening. Is there a video that someone made about these? Also, what page on the manual is this explained. I really want the extra boost and night vision.

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whitebimmer09 Second Lieutenant 19 Rep 232 Posts Drives: 09 135i Auto Join Date: May 2014 Location: South iTrader: (1)	Guys, I have been trying all these new techniques to get the extra boost and night vision by pressing the start button differently and nothing is happening. Is there a video that someone made about these? Also, what page on the manual is this explained. I really want the extra boost and night vision.
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