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      11-24-2009, 10:34 PM   #1
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OT: Tattoo fail

So, I popped into our local Vet clinic today to pick up some pet food. On the arm of the Vet Nurse who served me was a tattoo that read:

Cat Got You're Tongue?

Fail!
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      11-24-2009, 10:38 PM   #2
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LOL! did you point out the typo?
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      11-24-2009, 10:57 PM   #3
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You can't really claim it's spelling fail if you can't spell Tattoo properly Cozza
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      11-24-2009, 11:06 PM   #4
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You can't really claim it's spelling fail if you can't spell Tattoo properly Cozza
Done on purpose dude

Fixed it though.
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      11-24-2009, 11:07 PM   #5
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LOL! did you point out the typo?
Sure did. She was pretty embarrased.
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      11-24-2009, 11:10 PM   #6
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is she hot enough to get away with it?
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      11-24-2009, 11:20 PM   #7
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Done on purpose dude

Fixed it though.
Hahaha fair enough, just having a lend of you too
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      11-24-2009, 11:26 PM   #8
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is she hot enough to get away with it?
Um. No.
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Thats why all my tats are in arabic caligraphy or aramaic..

They look artistic but the average person has got no hope in translation..
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      11-24-2009, 11:59 PM   #10
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Thats why I dont have any tattoos at all


...that and I want a jewish funeral.
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Thats why all my tats are in arabic caligraphy or aramaic..

They look artistic but the average person has got no hope in translation..
I take it you're confident about what they mean?

I have one that's in Gaelic...
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      11-25-2009, 12:08 AM   #12
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I take it you're confident about what they mean?

I have one that's in Gaelic...
I am Australian born Lebanese... So yeh..

They are compiled as a family tree formation.. Arms , then across shoulders and back and legs..
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Tattoo too painful. PASS!

And please don't put your name on the tattoo...
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I am Australian born Lebanese... So yeh..

They are compiled as a family tree formation.. Arms , then across shoulders and back and legs..
Kind of like the Maori moko then? Sounds good.
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Tattoo too painful. PASS!

And please don't put your name on the tattoo...
No way - trying being a Type-1 diabetic

Over 30,660 injections in my lifetime so far!
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      11-25-2009, 01:54 AM   #16
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No way - trying being a Type-1 diabetic

Over 30,660 injections in my lifetime so far!
I think my left arm which took about 4 hrs would be about 30,000 ink spikes..
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      11-25-2009, 10:06 PM   #17
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I think my left arm which took about 4 hrs would be about 30,000 ink spikes..
Yeah but that's a mm deep at max?

Try 12mm in the stomach and hips Yum!
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Yeah but that's a mm deep at max?

Try 12mm in the stomach and hips Yum!
Any good news on the job front Alex??
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Any good news on the job front Alex??
Rolling along well - two on the radar now. Should have news this afternoon/tomorrow regarding the original, and awaiting a call back after i returned a call regarding another one, actually based on the northern beaches and it's exactly the same pay. The original one i told you about is higher than my previous position

What's good is work has decided to pay for my Dec lease period, so no real rush at all now and that takes a lot of pressure off
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Thats good mate..At least it takes the burden off the December payment..Makes Christmas slightly merrier for you.. Good luck..
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Thanks Joe! If everything comes together soon, i'm going for a long, long, looooong cruise
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Thanks Joe! If everything comes together soon, i'm going for a long, long, looooong cruise
Good to hear mate! Looking forward to hearing how it all pans out for you.
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