Where did the DEER go??

[penny]

Why the hell did I open this in the middle of dinner?

[Wraith]

My goodness LOL...thought I'd seen the last of this long ago, it's being doing the email rounds for aaaages...

Finally pops up here on a Beemer forum

[Zuzu]

The DEER

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a f-cking ars-hole!!"

[amk2912]

Originally Posted by Zuzu

The DEER

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for a clue.
"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a f-cking ars-hole!!"

Classic!!!

[HeyMoe53]

+ one more on the large fox/small deer theory. I live in an area where deer hunting is a passion, and a mature adult deer would do more damage than that, I gotta believe.