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      01-08-2013, 11:30 PM   #23
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Ur rite. The clear winner is Chuck Norris...lol
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      01-09-2013, 11:27 AM   #32
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Ur rite. The clear winner is Chuck Norris...lol
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Ur rite. The clear winner is Chuck Norris...lol
Nope. Lee could whip Norris' ass. And now Norris has become a crazed fundamentalist who thinks creationism should be taught in schools.
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But....Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird and he can strangle Bruce with a cordless phone...lol. Of course Lee will win I simply wanted to say a few Chuck Norris jokes that's all.
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Nope. Lee could whip Norris' ass. And now Norris has become a crazed fundamentalist who thinks creationism should be taught in schools.
And Bruce Lee became a philosopher...and a damned good one arguing the merits of kindness and mutual Respect.
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But....Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird and he can strangle Bruce with a cordless phone...lol. Of course Lee will win I simply wanted to say a few Chuck Norris jokes that's all.
All Joking Aside, Bruce Lee would not beat Chuck Norris ever. Bruce can be as much like water as he wants and do as many 1 inch punches he can muster but he gives away a few inches in height and about 25 lbs of weight. Chuck was fighting and winning full contact Karate Championships for years. Certified Badass.
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All Joking Aside, Bruce Lee would not beat Chuck Norris ever. Bruce can be as much like water as he wants and do as many 1 inch punches he can muster but he gives away a few inches in height and about 25 lbs of weight. Chuck was fighting and winning full contact Karate Championships for years. Certified Badass.
Except that time that Lee killed Chuck Norris...
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All Joking Aside, Bruce Lee would not beat Chuck Norris ever. Bruce can be as much like water as he wants and do as many 1 inch punches he can muster but he gives away a few inches in height and about 25 lbs of weight. Chuck was fighting and winning full contact Karate Championships for years. Certified Badass.
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