OT: Brisbane Standup

zenderm3 · 11-02-2010, 11:40 PM

Ladies and gents,

Not many of you may know this, but I've taken up Stand up comedy as a hobby...

I have my second public appearance next Monday night at the Newmarket Hotel.

I think the show starts from 7.30/8pm. I don't know exactly when I'll be on.... but there will be up to 10 comedians with each doing a set of about 5mins.

Should you want some entertainment... you're welcome!

BMW86 · 11-02-2010, 11:57 PM

Good luck Alok. I bet you'll do great, you have some wild stories and you've always made me laugh.

I probably won't be able to get there until 9-9:30pm as I work Monday nights. Do you know what time you'll be on? I'm really keen to come

sparoz · 11-03-2010, 07:34 AM

I wish I still live in Brisbane... missing out all the fun...

TimMc · 11-03-2010, 09:10 PM

Break a leg zender. I'll come along and heckle if I can.

zenderm3 · 11-03-2010, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by BMW86

Good luck Alok. I bet you'll do great, you have some wild stories and you've always made me laugh.

I probably won't be able to get there until 9-9:30pm as I work Monday nights. Do you know what time you'll be on? I'm really keen to come

Mate I'd say by 9.30 most if not all of the acts will be finished.

I'll be doing the Bank on a coming Wednesday.... so will keep you informed.

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Originally Posted by sparoz

I wish I still live in Brisbane... missing out all the fun...

Yes you are! But we're happy to have you back

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Originally Posted by TimMc

Break a leg zender. I'll come along and heckle if I can.

Thanks Tim - I'm assuming by heckling you refer to throwing cash (notes) at me because you find my hilarious and want me to feel your happiness by showering me in money. By all means - you're welcome. If by heckling you mean using words... I have some anti-heckling techniques ready for deployment. :P

TimMc · 11-03-2010, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by zenderm3

Thanks Tim - I'm assuming by heckling you refer to throwing cash (notes) at me because you find my hilarious and want me to feel your happiness by showering me in money. By all means - you're welcome. If by heckling you mean using words... I have some anti-heckling techniques ready for deployment. :P

Of course, I meant the former!
Heckling can be pretty good for a good comedian - if they're ready to fire back with funny banter. Not too abusive of course or you'll just get the audience offside. Their responses can take over the show and make the gig even better than their standard material.
I'm not actually brave enough to be the heckler though

zenderm3 · 11-03-2010, 10:30 PM

So just throw cash

MikeVictor · 11-04-2010, 02:46 AM

Ok, can you make a one-liner out of "what's the difference between an m3 driver and a 135 driver?"

zenderm3 · 11-04-2010, 05:24 PM

The difference between a (male) M3 driver and a (male) 135 driver is.....

...at least one bra size bigger and more likely plastic (of the girl sitting next to him).

Alternate one-liner...

M3s have the best sway bars... but M3 drivers do a lot of (ego) swaying at bars (hehe - cheesy but couldn't help it)

MikeVictor · 11-04-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by zenderm3

The difference between a (male) M3 driver and a (male) 135 driver is.....

...at least one bra size bigger and a likely more plastic (of the girl sitting next to him).

Alternate one-liner...

M3s have the best sway bars... but M3 drivers do a lot of (ego) swaying at bars (hehe - cheesy but couldn't help it)

TimMc · 11-04-2010, 09:52 PM

Is that the best you've got? My Dachsund tells better jokes than that! You'll never amount to anything zender.

Running and hiding...

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BMW86 Major General 398 Rep 9,156 Posts Drives: RS3 Sedan / Macan S Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Australia iTrader: (0)	Good luck Alok. I bet you'll do great, you have some wild stories and you've always made me laugh. I probably won't be able to get there until 9-9:30pm as I work Monday nights. Do you know what time you'll be on? I'm really keen to come
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sparoz Brigadier General 191 Rep 4,848 Posts Drives: VO 1///M; Macan Turbo Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Sunshine Coast iTrader: (0)	I wish I still live in Brisbane... missing out all the fun... __________________ Macan S Diesel - Carrera White Macan Turbo - White 1///M - Valencia Orange
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TimMc Lieutenant Colonel 44 Rep 1,883 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia iTrader: (0)	Break a leg zender. I'll come along and heckle if I can.
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zenderm3 Lieutenant Colonel 95 Rep 1,996 Posts Drives: E36 M3 DY/2010 E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Brisbane iTrader: (0)	So just throw cash __________________ ________________ My ///M is in my garage .... and it is a beast! 2010 E92 M3 Space Grey \| Fully Loaded 1996 E36 M3 Dakar Yellow - SOLD 2004 Honda Accord Euro - SOLD
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MikeVictor Brigadier General 210 Rep 3,288 Posts Drives: anything given a chance Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: .au iTrader: (0) Garage List 2016 Mazda ND MX-5 [10.00]	Ok, can you make a one-liner out of "what's the difference between an m3 driver and a 135 driver?"
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zenderm3 Lieutenant Colonel 95 Rep 1,996 Posts Drives: E36 M3 DY/2010 E92 M3 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Brisbane iTrader: (0)	The difference between a (male) M3 driver and a (male) 135 driver is..... ...at least one bra size bigger and more likely plastic (of the girl sitting next to him). Alternate one-liner... M3s have the best sway bars... but M3 drivers do a lot of (ego) swaying at bars (hehe - cheesy but couldn't help it) __________________ ________________ My ///M is in my garage .... and it is a beast! 2010 E92 M3 Space Grey \| Fully Loaded 1996 E36 M3 Dakar Yellow - SOLD 2004 Honda Accord Euro - SOLD Last edited by zenderm3; 11-04-2010 at 06:21 PM.. Reason: grammatical error
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TimMc Lieutenant Colonel 44 Rep 1,883 Posts Drives: E90 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Brisbane, Australia iTrader: (0)	Is that the best you've got? My Dachsund tells better jokes than that! You'll never amount to anything zender. Running and hiding...
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