My windshield washer nozzles are frozen. I thought they were heated???

rag21 · 12-08-2005, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by noflash

Goddammit!! The kid recommended I pour boiling water in the reservoir. I said, "Kid!..."
:mad: !

Looks like somebody too their stupid pill in the morning!

Bimmerista · 12-08-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

My best friend's sister in high school was named Vicky....she was HOT!

Maybe his dealer should hire her and fire the current Vicky. Then our friend can enjoy Vicky v2.0, smarter and prettier. Then perhaps she could be of more use in helping him unthaw his nozzles

noflash · 12-08-2005, 10:31 AM

z1ppo325i · 12-08-2005, 03:03 PM

hey, maybe im being dumb, but why dont you just remove the nozzles and take it inside and run it under warm water in the sink? unless your lines your frozen it should be piece of cake. just my two centes....

Bimmerista · 12-08-2005, 03:11 PM

Oh sure, get back on topic why don't you.

noflash · 12-08-2005, 03:22 PM

Everything is frozen. And i challenge you to find the nozzles without using them. I think they are in the wiper, but I can't remember now -- it's been so long!!

Bimmerista · 12-08-2005, 04:45 PM

Hey worst-case scenario you'll get back on this thread in spring and let us know what happened

LEDZEP · 12-08-2005, 04:51 PM

Go to Pep Boys (or whatever) and buy a heated dipstick (intended for the engine block) and put it into the washer fluid tank and plug it in. I would just be very careful not to let it rest on the plastic tank and melt it!!

Or a hair dryer.

Or tell it a story about kittens. That always makes me feel all warm inside..

silverado · 12-08-2005, 05:02 PM

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read

warrenatc · 12-08-2005, 07:42 PM

http://www.realoem.com/bmw/partgrp.d...22&hg=61&fg=45

NaTuReB0Y · 12-08-2005, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Bimmerista

Maybe his dealer should hire her and fire the current Vicky. Then our friend can enjoy Vicky v2.0, smarter and prettier. Then perhaps she could be of more use in helping him unthaw his nozzles

She was HOT...but I never said anything about her being smart.....hahaha!

StewtheBassman · 12-08-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by bavarian19

You cant put it in a garage and let it thaw out? Maybe bring it to a friends place if you dont have one...

What? The car or the cat? Which by the way the cat would make a noise when you throw it agin' the garage door.

StewtheBassman · 12-08-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by NaTuReB0Y

My best friend's sister in high school was named Vicky....she was HOT!

I knew a Vicky who was into sucking armpits. Hated Mennen Speed Stick.

StewtheBassman · 12-08-2005, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by silverado

This has got to be one of the funniest threads I've ever read

Not until you read this one....

http://www.bimmerfest.com/forums/sho...light=kill+cat

KUweatherman · 12-08-2005, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by RyBMW

If the washer fluid freezes, heated nozzles wont do you any good.

Finally! Thought I was going to make it through the entire first page without someone realizing this.

poldim · 12-08-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Matbrach

Take it to the mall or other retail garage structure, those are most often heated.

Maybe in cali they are...

I've yet to see one of those around here, but I might not have been looking hard enough...

Dante · 12-09-2005, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by LEDZEP

Go to Pep Boys (or whatever) and buy a heated dipstick (intended for the engine block) and put it into the washer fluid tank and plug it in. I would just be very careful not to let it rest on the plastic tank and melt it!!

Or a hair dryer.

Or tell it a story about kittens. That always makes me feel all warm inside..

I knew you have a soft spot...

poldim · 12-09-2005, 03:22 AM

LOL at LEDZEP kittens....

AW330i · 12-09-2005, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by StewtheBassman

I knew a Vicky who was into sucking armpits. Hated Mennen Speed Stick.

Allright maybe this is the young innocent and naive 17 year old that I am coming out, but what the fuck is sucking armpits?! Do you mean that literally??? That sounds like the nastiest thing in the world, did she do this to you? If she did, did you shave your armpits or did she just like to have hair in her mouth?! I dont understand... LOL

noflash · 12-12-2005, 10:58 AM

I hate to get back on topic, but...

THEY THAWED!!!

It got above freezing this weekend and I flushed as much as I could and added de-icer several times over saturday.

Thank god my headlight washers work again!!!

Let this be a lesson to us all that there are some unscrupulous companies out there that will sell you windshield washer fluid that freezes at 32 degrees -- AUTOZONE, for one.

I learned my lesson -- read the bottle-- der.

StewtheBassman · 12-12-2005, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by AW330i

Allright maybe this is the young innocent and naive 17 year old that I am coming out, but what the fuck is sucking armpits?! Do you mean that literally??? That sounds like the nastiest thing in the world, did she do this to you? If she did, did you shave your armpits or did she just like to have hair in her mouth?! I dont understand... LOL

It was a one-time thing and it grossed me out as much as I can sense your current revulsion. Need I say more???

BeemMeUp · 12-12-2005, 12:02 PM

I am glad to hear everything is thawed out and working ok

And thanks for the heads up on the different types of washer fluid...I am sure just about every body went and checked their cars and will pay a little more attention to the type they buy!

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