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      12-21-2005, 04:08 PM   #23
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If money does not matter, being a writer for a car mag would be fun job. Food critic would be another one.

Of course, if I was single, Ron Jeremy's job is fairly good too.
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      12-21-2005, 04:11 PM   #24
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If money does not matter, being a writer for a car mag would be fun job. Food critic would be another one.

Of course, if I was single, Ron Jeremy's job is fairly good too.

whos ron jeremy? like a porn star or something?
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      12-21-2005, 04:13 PM   #25
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whos ron jeremy? like a porn star or something?
Don't act like you don't know
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      12-21-2005, 04:42 PM   #26
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Don't act like you don't know

no... i really dont know.
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      12-21-2005, 04:42 PM   #27
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no... i really dont know.
Google him, little lady.
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      12-21-2005, 04:57 PM   #28
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You guessed right. A porn star. I don't understand why a bunch of pretty ladies let him bang them when he looks like a typical obese guy with a fair tan and a pointy mustache.
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      12-21-2005, 05:06 PM   #29
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You guessed right. A porn star. I don't understand why a bunch of pretty ladies let him bang them when he looks like a typical obese guy with a fair tan and a pointy mustache.
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      12-21-2005, 05:10 PM   #30
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Lotion boy for Hawiian Tropic models. Or Pornstar.
so you want to be a lotion boy?? i hope you are talking about female hawiian tropic models or pornstar.
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      12-21-2005, 05:13 PM   #31
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      12-21-2005, 05:19 PM   #32
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Fighter pilot - or the freedom to take a jet anywhere anytime.
Yeah, I've thought about that too, but the air force frowns on people who wear corrective lenses. <Sigh> I'll probably never be a fighter pilot
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      12-21-2005, 05:23 PM   #33
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Yeah, I've thought about that too, but the air force frowns on people who wear corrective lenses. <Sigh> I'll probably never be a fighter pilot
How about, RUSSIAN figher pilot.
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      12-21-2005, 06:44 PM   #34
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How about, RUSSIAN figher pilot.
And now you know why so many MIG's fall out of the sky!
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      12-21-2005, 06:47 PM   #35
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And now you know why so many MIG's fall out of the sky!


those MiGs weren't even flown by Russians.

Dream job....i want to be in the same power, and realm of George Soros.
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      12-21-2005, 06:58 PM   #36
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I don't care about money.
I want to be a photographer at playboy magazine.
Porn star, that’s tacky
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      12-21-2005, 07:06 PM   #37
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I KNEWWWW he was a pornstar! i just guessed and i knew it. EWW HES SO UGLY. he resembles the homeless men in downtown san jose who always try to ask me to marry them. EWWWW i would never touch him. he's probably got liek every STD there is, too.

so whatt if he has a bigg schlongg. find a GOOD looking guy with a big weiner.

ew gross gross hes so ugly and fat
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      12-21-2005, 07:08 PM   #38
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he resembles the homeless men in downtown san jose who always try to ask me to marry them.
WTF!
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      12-21-2005, 07:14 PM   #39
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WTF!
That's my reaction exactly. Sort of. My reaction when they ask is more like..

WHAT. THE. F C K ?
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      12-21-2005, 07:18 PM   #40
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That's my reaction exactly. Sort of. My reaction when they ask is more like..

WHAT. THE. F C K ?
I'm reminded that you're 17 everytime I read a post by you.
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      12-21-2005, 07:21 PM   #41
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I'm reminded that you're 17 everytime I read a post by you.
HOW SOO???
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      12-22-2005, 01:43 AM   #42
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      12-22-2005, 02:14 AM   #43
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My dream job belongs to several people. Jeremy Clarkson; CEO of Blizzard Entertainment; Usher; Tom Cruise.

That was fun.
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