A Funny Joke for the day

Craigar · 03-23-2006, 12:16 PM

A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and
you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little TONY.
He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU.

There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:

One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the
wedding ring on," but I like your thinking."

noflash · 03-23-2006, 12:17 PM

Lame.

Ghunger · 03-23-2006, 12:18 PM

You're no fun noflash

BMW F22 · 03-23-2006, 12:25 PM

haha niice.

noflash · 03-23-2006, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Ghunger

You're no fun noflash

Sorry, I guess I don't get it.

Craigar · 03-23-2006, 12:32 PM

Ok, how about this one...

Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

"Why?" asks the father?

"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,'" I said "6", replies TONY.

"But that's right!" says his dad.

"Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3 x 2?'"

"What's the f...... difference?" asks the father.

"That's what I said!"

BMW F22 · 03-23-2006, 12:38 PM

how come they're all Tonies?? Lol is that your real name Craigar??

Broken1 · 03-23-2006, 12:43 PM

hahah :-)

The first joke was really funny!

Craigar · 03-23-2006, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by BMWE90

how come they're all Tonies?? Lol is that your real name Craigar??

Just little Tony jokes. Kind of like a NYC "Sopranos" thing. Just to give you a picture of the kid and his background.

This one kind of sums it up....

Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business.

timzerofive · 03-23-2006, 04:07 PM

I'm picturing this.

BeemMeUp · 03-23-2006, 04:23 PM

Hey those were pretty good. The last one is the best

325 Baller · 03-23-2006, 11:58 PM

hahah good jokes, i needed a laugh right now and those did the job.

E90330iS · 05-03-2006, 03:32 PM

LMFAO great jokes guys!

Snowman811 · 05-04-2006, 12:17 PM

I'm seriously laughing out loud at the last joke - not often that happens reading online jokes. Oh my that's f*ckin funny!!!!

Snowman811 · 05-04-2006, 12:18 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee.

BIG TITS!

kabhatti · 06-02-2006, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowman811

I like my women like I like my coffee.

BIG TITS!

Huh?

lcharles · 06-02-2006, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowman811

I like my women like I like my coffee.

BIG TITS!

Don't you mean:

I like my women like I like my coffee: White, sweet and weak

Snowman811 · 06-02-2006, 10:16 AM

Man - if you have to explain it.... They have nothing to do with each other, but I'm obviously focused on only one thing. Its ironic humor, but only wasted on the intellectually simple.

timzerofive · 06-02-2006, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snowman811

Man - if you have to explain it.... They have nothing to do with each other, but I'm obviously focused on only one thing. Its ironic humor, but only wasted on the intellectually simple.

Or just a really lame joke.

bmwhomosapien · 06-03-2006, 10:14 AM

i have a better joke
"What do you get when you mix ice with water"

ICE WATER...hahahahahah...

btc · 06-08-2006, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lcharles

Don't you mean:

I like my women like I like my coffee: White, sweet and weak

how about

I like my women like I like my coffee: black, sweet and strong

e90rocks · 06-09-2006, 01:35 AM

I liked the Tony jokes. I was gonna guess that all three women are married cuz they don't worry about their figures anymore and eat all the damn ice cream they want.

What? Oh yeah, my coffee's overpriced and bitter.

[j/k honey...honest.]

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Craigar Private 4 Rep 92 Posts Drives: 2006 330I Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Upstate NY iTrader: (0)	Ok, how about this one... Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father? "The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3,'" I said "6", replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3 x 2?'" "What's the f...... difference?" asks the father. "That's what I said!" __________________ Freude am Fahren
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Snowman811 Black Sapphire 330i 32 Rep 362 Posts Drives: Black Sapphire 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Nor Cal iTrader: (1)	I like my women like I like my coffee. BIG TITS!
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Snowman811 Black Sapphire 330i 32 Rep 362 Posts Drives: Black Sapphire 330i Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Nor Cal iTrader: (1)	Man - if you have to explain it.... They have nothing to do with each other, but I'm obviously focused on only one thing. Its ironic humor, but only wasted on the intellectually simple.
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bmwhomosapien Private First Class 14 Rep 186 Posts Drives: COOL Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: TX iTrader: (0)	i have a better joke "What do you get when you mix ice with water" ICE WATER...hahahahahah...
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e90rocks Myrmidon 17 Rep 236 Posts Drives: Entwicklung 90 - 325 Xi Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA iTrader: (0) Garage List 2006 325 xi [0.00]	Jokes I liked the Tony jokes. I was gonna guess that all three women are married cuz they don't worry about their figures anymore and eat all the damn ice cream they want. What? Oh yeah, my coffee's overpriced and bitter. [j/k honey...honest.]
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