Glad I didn't bother with heated seats

dimeesq · 08-29-2008, 11:55 AM

If only this were true...after years of all-year heated seat use (helps with bad back) I still managed to impregnate my wife...twice...while using various forms of contraceptive! I've got some Michael Phelps swimmers down there apparently!

Although I am curious, both kids are girls, I wonder if the heat had anything to do with that.

SnakeDoc? · 08-29-2008, 12:46 PM

"cockpit temps regularly go higher than 45 C"

Are you serious Hawk? That must be intolerable, surely it's violating some health and safety law?

dimeesg - it's funny you say that. There is some research to indicate that maternal temperature at time of conception influences the child's gender. The temperature of your balls (35C, why they enjoy hanging out) has an effect on the motility and number of sperm. It's why Italian men are supposed to have lower sperm counts (tight trousers). That one might not be true. As for your virility, I can only assume that if you took away the heated seats and the contraception, you'd have octoplets

Mind you, you have to lose a LOT of sperm before you become sub-fertile.

______

"You know, we should we be careful, I forgot my Pill"
"Don't worry baby, I've got heated seats"

1ToBeOn2Wheels · 08-29-2008, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by holo777

It's my Dual Income No Kid status that makes buying the BMW easy. Crank those seats up baby!

DINK 4 LIFE! :drinking:

ChrisK · 08-29-2008, 02:33 PM

First my cell phone will kill me, now my heated seats will neutralize me?!?

Bring em on! I love bun(ahem scrotal) warmers. I use them long enough to warm up in winter, not cook a hot dog. <---Sorry

ChrisK · 08-29-2008, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by 1ToBeOn2Wheels

DINK 4 LIFE! :drinking:

What he said!

uofmtiger · 08-29-2008, 02:56 PM

Quote:

"You know, we should we be careful, I forgot my Pill"
"Don't worry baby, I've got heated seats"

Spook · 08-29-2008, 03:03 PM

Thermal shielding. BMW logo.

EspressoBoy · 08-29-2008, 03:40 PM

hmmm maybe someone will come out with ligher-plugin BMW ball chillers?

so can we find a good nick for the seat warmer? sackwarmer? We should have a contest for the best name.

B25 Jim · 08-29-2008, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SnakeDoc?

"cockpit temps regularly go higher than 45 C"

Are you serious Hawk? That must be intolerable, surely it's violating some health and safety law?

Exactly what the military is worried about, comfortable troops!

x97Melbourne · 08-29-2008, 06:01 PM

now i wish i had gotten heated seats, even in florida.

who the hell would want a high sperm count????

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SnakeDoc? Gold Member 9 Rep 70 Posts Drives: Join Date: Oct 2007 iTrader: (0)	"cockpit temps regularly go higher than 45 C" Are you serious Hawk? That must be intolerable, surely it's violating some health and safety law? dimeesg - it's funny you say that. There is some research to indicate that maternal temperature at time of conception influences the child's gender. The temperature of your balls (35C, why they enjoy hanging out) has an effect on the motility and number of sperm. It's why Italian men are supposed to have lower sperm counts (tight trousers). That one might not be true. As for your virility, I can only assume that if you took away the heated seats and the contraception, you'd have octoplets Mind you, you have to lose a LOT of sperm before you become sub-fertile. ______ "You know, we should we be careful, I forgot my Pill" "Don't worry baby, I've got heated seats" __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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x97Melbourne Molar World 47 Rep 916 Posts Drives: 2016 435i Coupe Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Florida iTrader: (0)	now i wish i had gotten heated seats, even in florida. who the hell would want a high sperm count???? __________________ Current: 2016 435i Coupe Previous: 2014 335i Sedan; 2013 328i Cv, 2011 335i Sedan Gone But Not Forgotten: 2008 135i Convertible (my favorite)
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