Bird hates BMWs, delivers payload

e82vette · 07-12-2009, 03:55 AM

lol
your picture will be used for long long long time on the internet.......

Sick Speed · 07-12-2009, 05:35 AM

Dude...every time I read your OP I laugh hysterically. Not because of your misfortune...for that I am truly sorry.

It's just the way you worded your second sentence..."At first I thought it was vandalism..."

That statement alone is what makes me understand and feel the WTF!!! moment you experienced when you first saw your car!

I bet at first you thought someone had splattered white paint all over it...then you realized some birds got a case of machine gun ass and did their business.

Again...glad you were able to get it cleaned off quickly with no issues but I can't help but laugh till I cry when reading your second sentence.

SS

Jaguar66 · 07-12-2009, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sick Speed

Dude...every time I read your OP I laugh hysterically. Not because of your misfortune...for that I am truly sorry.

It's just the way you worded your second sentence..."At first I thought it was vandalism..."

That statement alone is what makes me understand and feel the WTF!!! moment you experienced when you first saw your car!

I bet at first you thought someone had splattered white paint all over it...then you realized some birds got a case of machine gun ass and did their business.

Again...glad you were able to get it cleaned off quickly with no issues but I can't help but laugh till I cry when reading your second sentence.

SS

I am sitting here now trying to estimate what the total volume of the excrement payload, must have beern. I don't think 1 quart would cover it. Probably 1.5 - 2 quarts.

Lisav123 · 07-12-2009, 10:09 AM

u got lucky i cnt believe that. my mothers cadillac had bird poop on it soo bad it had like raspberrys in it. it had to get buffed out professionally it was nuts

M Lover · 07-12-2009, 11:05 AM

Holy Shit!!!!!!! Holy Shit!!!!!!!!! Lololo

sunking420 · 07-12-2009, 12:05 PM

Here in Florida that kind of thing is really pretty common at the beach, although yours would be excessive. Get 20 pelicans in a "V" formation and yes, they do all unload at the same time....I don't know about other areas, but the pelicans in Florida will dump on a blue car everytime. Thank God I'm Sapphire Graphite...I found a huge dump on my car about two weeks ago(made my mind up if I was going to wash)diameter was probably about 5 inches(completely covered the rain sensor!!!) Looked strange, like there was a flying baby elehant in the area...These crap shots are pretty funny unless there isn't a hose around....Wax,wax,wax is my recommendation.......

datbimmerdoe · 07-12-2009, 05:37 PM

Addict...Nah Im A Junkie! · 07-12-2009, 07:58 PM

Im dying over here!!!!! Wow that's a lot of $hit.

Now that they have declared war. It's time to fight back.

ki__ · 07-13-2009, 12:37 AM

Holyy Shittt

dragon1761 · 07-13-2009, 01:20 AM

dont park anywhere near a tree. Thats where birds crap on the branches and onto your car.

Excitmnt94 · 07-13-2009, 08:13 AM

the birds were just trying to remind you that alpine white is another good color choice.

LOL

but...i do feel your pain.

BlackjackMulligan · 07-13-2009, 08:46 AM

You're very lucky that you caught it quickly....it certainly will etch the paint. Have you closely inspected the paint under light such as at a gas station at night under the florescents? It may have etched a bit anyway.

Jaguar66 · 07-13-2009, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackjackMulligan

You're very lucky that you caught it quickly....it certainly will etch the paint. Have you closely inspected the paint under light such as at a gas station at night under the florescents? It may have etched a bit anyway.

Yes, I inspected at night, under florescent lights, at a gas station, during the twilight of a waxing moon, before the midnight hour, just as crow flies.

Your post sounded like a Steven King novel. I caught it within an hour, and some of it was not quite dry even. No etching I can detect.

I think these birds were trying to do some art work, and were matching my interior.

Maybe they just saw this BMW commercial picture.

DVDA · 07-13-2009, 11:46 AM

Rob that commercial was banned in a country, I cant remember which but it was because they didnt want to promote reckless driving...how stupid eh?

anthony @ eas · 07-13-2009, 03:53 PM

What the hell!?

I'm so sorry, man.

BIMMER//DRIMMER · 07-13-2009, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by supraking

LOL. The thing about birds is they can't control their bowel movements (I know it's true of many birds, not sure about ALL). So if they all ate at the same time, they would probably all digest at similar rates and would drop around the same time. Amazing really!

^^ wow that makes great sense

Jaguar66 · 07-13-2009, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by DVDA

Rob that commercial was banned in a country, I cant remember which but it was because they didnt want to promote reckless driving...how stupid eh?

It was banned in Australia of all places.

BrokenVert · 07-13-2009, 06:18 PM

I think those birds were part of a WWII re-enactment. Bomb Munich boys! Stop BMW from making sparrow attack birds that shoot us down!

DVDA · 07-13-2009, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BrokenVert

I think those birds were part of a WWII re-enactment. Bomb Munich boys! Stop BMW from making sparrow attack birds that shoot us down!

Did you see the video I posted on the first page...its exactly that lol

arsenyc · 07-13-2009, 11:05 PM

wow talk about ex-lax...

JasonCSU · 07-14-2009, 01:22 PM

The same thing happened to my WRX recently, but I live in Colorado. I had never seen anything like it before.

jibaholic101 · 07-14-2009, 02:08 PM

good god! bombs away! that sucks man! dont you park it in a garage?

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