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      02-28-2018, 08:11 PM   #111
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      03-01-2018, 05:23 PM   #112
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Back seat. With her on top. Uncomfortable for the guy cuz of the plastic tray in the middle, but who cares!

Glad I have my gti for those nights where we can't wait to make it back.

Edit: i always hate cleaning the windows after a steamy session.
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Back seat. With her on top. Uncomfortable for the guy cuz of the plastic tray in the middle, but who cares!

Glad I have my gti for those nights where we can't wait to make it back.

Edit: i always hate cleaning the windows after a steamy session.
What is your preferred sperm solvent?
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      03-01-2018, 07:11 PM   #114
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Skyn.
Is this a limited purpose solvent, or does it work with other secretions?
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Is this a limited purpose solvent, or does it work with other secretions?
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Skyn.
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I suggest you start dating midgets.
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I suggest you start dating midgets.
This could lead to parts misalignment issues
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I'm pretty sure a periodical did VW beetle positions in the late 60's or 70's that really could spark a update for the 1er and put the car in a popular cycle... viral you might even say?!
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Last night I found out the the Nissan Versa is surprisingly roomy
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yeah, but your partner will be lower class :-)
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      03-12-2018, 07:34 AM   #124
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yeah, but your partner will be lower class :-)
Had to put the rental car insurance is paying for to good use while my car is getting repaired
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I'm lol-ing hard right now!

EDIT: I just realized something dirty could be derived...now I'm lol-ing more...
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