BMW Acronym

Cemoto · 12-04-2012, 08:58 PM

OK

We have all know what the initials BMW stands for, but what have you heard your friends tell you it stands for?

So far, I've heard;

"Bring More Washington$"

"Bavarian Manure Wagon"

"Break My Window"

And the most surprising to date from an African co-worker who says this is what they call them in Africa;

"Beat My Wife"

No kidding . . . .

Regards,

dskjl · 12-04-2012, 09:07 PM

Bus, Muni, or Walk
Broken Money Waster
Barely Moving Wreck
Broke My Wallet

Teutonic · 12-04-2012, 09:25 PM

Brings More Women
Break My Windows
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels

DRedman45 · 12-04-2012, 09:48 PM

I hear broke my wallet most

Broke My Will
Brought Mom's Wallet
and most recently a friend at work called it a Black Man's Wish

borabora · 12-04-2012, 09:55 PM

a British told me over there BMW stands for Black Man's Wheels ...

alvitdk · 12-04-2012, 10:04 PM

Busen Muessen Wackeln (Boobies Must Shake)

Bei Mercedes Weggeschmissen (Thrown out by Mercedes)

splitsecond · 12-04-2012, 10:18 PM

Big Money Waste

BenDiem · 12-05-2012, 07:18 AM

Big Money Worries (esp after the warranty, lol.)

KingOfJericho · 12-05-2012, 07:50 AM

Had a friend in high school (before wikipedia) who insisted it was British Motor Works.

b1aze · 12-05-2012, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

Had a friend in high school (before wikipedia) who insisted it was British Motor Works.

what is this "before wikipedia" business...?

Focusedintntions · 12-05-2012, 08:46 AM

Brings Me Women

thats my personal favorite b/c it's true haha

Got_///M · 12-05-2012, 09:32 AM

Big Mexican Woman

KingOfJericho · 12-05-2012, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by b1aze

what is this "before wikipedia" business...?

Pre cell phones as well. We were on a long car trip and I could not look it up to show him how big of an idiot he was.

Caleb · 12-05-2012, 10:40 AM

Apparently, if you live in China, and can afford one, it stands for "Be My Wife"...

P1 · 12-06-2012, 04:07 PM

Bucht Me Wielen

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