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      04-23-2016, 11:27 AM   #9241
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My cousins husband is a former strongman. Saw him pull a full size Suburban.

Lifted with him a couple times. Very inspiring but totally different league.
Yeah I train with a young guy that pulls 800 lb deadlifts makes me feel like a bitch.
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      04-24-2016, 10:28 PM   #9242
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My cousins husband is a former strongman. Saw him pull a full size Suburban.

Lifted with him a couple times. Very inspiring but totally different league.
Yeah I train with a young guy that pulls 800 lb deadlifts makes me feel like a bitch.
Couple years ago - before back surgery(s)....I worked out weekly with a friend who was a former O-Lineman from the NFL. I was still playing VB on the weekends and trying to sustain fitness/strength. He and I became friends after I helped him find a business venture.

The amount of weight this guy could move was STAGGERING....but he always said, 'it's not how much weight you move, but rather how you move the weight.'

That comment always stuck with me.
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      04-24-2016, 10:38 PM   #9244
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with a forklift?
Trachoe.
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      04-25-2016, 03:13 AM   #9245
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Trachoe.
Is that what they call race groupies?
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      04-25-2016, 06:24 AM   #9246
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Is that what they call race groupies?
The proper term is "whore". Which really isn't a bad thing. Dine and dash.
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      04-25-2016, 11:58 AM   #9247
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      04-25-2016, 12:04 PM   #9248
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caption this
"Well.... fuck a duck."

(The German nickname for that car is "Ente", which is duck.)
Also worthy of note, the word on her shirt is the German word for "naked."

*shudder*
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      04-25-2016, 12:16 PM   #9249
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"Well.... fuck a duck."

(The German nickname for that car is "Ente", which is duck.)
Also worthy of note, the word on her shirt is the German word for "naked."

*shudder*
What's the german word for the only flat portion of her shirt created by the material being stretched over her 4" dia belly button, er... belly cavern?

Probably has something to do with Mr.SugarSkulls since that's another orifice for him to put his tongue. Mmmmm, bet that tastes spectacular.
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What's the german word for the only flat portion of her shirt created by the material being stretched over her 4" dia belly button, er... belly cavern?

Probably has something to do with Mr.SugarSkulls since that's another orifice for him to put his tongue. Mmmmm, bet that tastes spectacular.
Dude... this goes straight to "I literally Can't Even"

And, while I do not know the anatomical name for said region (as argot is the hardest to learn), I shall dub it "Das Flachland der Teufel"... Satan's Flatland.
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Dude... this goes straight to "I literally Can't Even"

And, while I do not know the anatomical name for said region (as argot is the hardest to learn), I shall dub it "Das Flachland der Teufel"... Satan's Flatland.
Stealing this.
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Dude... this goes straight to "I literally Can't Even"

And, while I do not know the anatomical name for said region (as argot is the hardest to learn), I shall dub it "Das Flachland der Teufel"... Satan's Flatland.
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Dude... this goes straight to "I literally Can't Even"

And, while I do not know the anatomical name for said region (as argot is the hardest to learn), I shall dub it "Das Flachland der Teufel"... Satan's Flatland.
Ok, then what does it mean that the cleanest part of her jeans is the crotch? Is that good for Mr.SugarSkulls or bad?
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Ok, then what does it mean that the cleanest part of her jeans is the crotch? Is that good for Mr.SugarSkulls or bad?
OMG... I will have to let him answer that one. Possibly, the OP thought it was a scratch and sniff and has marred the finish of the original photo?

The REAL question is, "Just how well exactly have you studied this picture?"
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OMG... I will have to let him answer that one. Possibly, the OP thought it was a scratch and sniff and has marred the finish of the original photo?

The REAL question is, "Just how well exactly have you studied this picture?"
would not want to scratch nor sniff.
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Dude... this goes straight to "I literally Can't Even"

And, while I do not know the anatomical name for said region (as argot is the hardest to learn), I shall dub it "Das Flachland der Teufel"... Satan's Flatland.
I didn't know you spoke white girl!
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Was taught this by a white girl. Does that count? All knowledge is valuable. Well, almost all.
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Was taught this by a white girl. Does that count? All knowledge is valuable. Well, almost all.
So, basically, you're telling me that you're 50% white girl.
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So, basically, you're telling me that you're 50% white girl.
Yes
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