I hate the 1M

[hybris4u]

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for making me go out every day to drive around without any other purpose than to drive the lovely car… ;-)

Would be cool to hear your stories as you probably do the same thing all the time… ;-)

This car is like a drug. You want to drive it, improve the apperance, tune it... I hate it for that but at the same time love it more than anything…

[eeghie]

Hate only leads to pain, seek help: Time for a 1M anonymous group.

"My name is hybris4u, and I have only loved my 1M for 2 months now": applause!

[hybris4u]

Originally Posted by eeghie

Hate only leads to pain, seek help: Time for a 1M anonymous group.

"My name is hybris4u, and I have only loved my 1M for 2 months now": applause!

[hybris4u]

A1MA? - Anonymous 1M Addicts?

I vote Einser M and Powerbeast for President and Vice President!

Think I will need to start as a "hang around" due to my limited tuning so far... ;-)

[VO 1M]

I am VO 1M, and I am a 1M addict

[as7920]

Hi. My name is Mark and I haven't driven my 1M for 4 hours.

[Artemis]

Hi. My name is A. and I just returned from IKEA with stuff that was not too big for the 1M boot. Visiting IKEA was only an excuse to go for a drive with my 1M. I failed to resist making a detour on the way back home, again, trashing expensive 98 RON fuel (± €2 per liter) and emitting extra carbon dioxide into the atmosphere for no legitimate reason during approx. 1 hour.
Sorry that I let you all down ...again.

[ozinaldo]

Hi. My name is O. I have a problem. My wife is jealous because of my 1M and she might be right to be so because no time I spend with the 1M seem to be enough. I took a cab to reach here...which made me feel like crying.

[CarJunkie]

Hello, my name is B. I thought I could just feel the steering wheel and let it idle for a few minutes. I will not be able to make it to the meeting. I'll try to call in again next time!

[rapter]

My name is R. I was my 1m every time it gets just a little dirty ... Which means I spend more time with it than my wife.

[M3 Adjuster]

My name is mark and I own a 1M. tomorrow I will fail for the third time in ten days , as I will will relapse yet again and take my 1m to the track.
I also have a strange desire to acquire as much vulcanized rubber for my 1m as possible.

[M3 Adjuster]

Originally Posted by rapter

My name is R. I was my 1m every time it gets just a little dirty ... Which means I spend more time with it than my wife.

Tell your wife she needs to be more dirty, and then you'll spend more time with her ?

[Dan Parker]

I don't have a problem but I will bring coffee and donuts to the group therapy session.

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by Dan Parker

I don't have a problem but I will bring coffee and donuts to the group therapy session.

"Doing donuts at Cars & Coffee", dang, group session member D., using those compulsive behavior inducing words, just when we all try to cope with the "1M cold engine syndrome", um, sorry group, I meant "1M cold turkey syndrome" ...SNAP... where did my wife hide my key fob, where is it, where is it, I need it badly...

[eeghie]

Originally Posted by Artemis

"Doing donuts at Cars & Coffee", dang, group session member D., using those compulsive behavior inducing words, just when we all try to cope with the "1M cold engine syndrome", um, sorry group, I meant "1M cold turkey syndrome" ...SNAP... where did my wife hide my key fob, where is it, where is it, I need it badly...

Sorry Dan, no donuts as they are this thread's gateway food. Artemis has relapsed by the mere mention of them.

[Aussie_in_London]

My name is S and I was up at 0530 cleaning my 1M which was covered in brake dust and bug guts from last weeks Ring trip.......... 0530 in the morning is crazy I hear you say! Well the truth is, we are in the mists of a drought in many parts of the UK, no joke and that means a hose pipe ban, so the means to my madness, at stupid o'clock on a Sunday morning no one is up to see me use a hose all while it is raining outside, but that didn't stop me getting the M all clean and offering to drive the wife to the library to study.....Now the 1M is in need of another clean but the drive was sure well worth it

[kskpsu]

When I am not driving the 1M on one of many objectiveless missions, I am shopping for/purchasing thousands of $ in BMW performance accessories and a new midpipe. I am not sure of which to me more ashamed.

[hybris4u]

Dear A1MA friends,

I have to come clean. Today I did test a stronger drug. I did test the "DSC OFF"!!! Oooops! It was very funny and lot of laughs and smiles... But that drug was not good at all. I have a feeling it will bite me hard sometime in the future... How do I get back to "MDM" only mode? Help!!! Don't push that button for to long time! Not good for you!

I should change my name to "Hybris4me" ;-)

[PSYMON81]

I'M COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH MY 1M...MY GIRLFRIEND IS JEALOUS...ahahahahahah

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by Smiley1175

I haven't dreamt of my car yet but when I'm away I think about it. I got home and first thing I wanted to do was wash it and take it out for a drive. I figured the neighbours wouldn't appreciate this at 2am.

Welcome, S.

Nice meeting you here too during the 1M therapy sessions.

[Robin_NL]

This is on my HD in my car. Enuff said



Cheers
Robin

[Hobbe]

I haven't driven my 1M since October...
Can't wait for the snow to disappear