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Originally Posted by Joekerr
To Bimmer Post in general, far and wide:
I'm thrilled to announce my upcoming inauguration as the newest President of the Untied States of America (sorry, but not sorry Trump). And yes, that will be my first Executive Order (why bother with the houses right - rule by executive order)...to change United to Untied. I feel it better represents what America has become, and then we can more easily get rid of the basket of deplorables who do not accept my rule.
With this vote, I feel like I have the Hispanics in my corner, due to Wede's wife, and I ought to have the whites in my corner as well due to Wede. Now I just need to focus on the Black, Indian, Native and Asian vote. Any other demographics in your country I am missing?
I'd ask for MKSixer help in locking down the black vote, but since with this cast ballot of Wede's, I've now promised MK's house to Wede when I come into power, I suspect he won't be so enthused about helping me. But here, I'll sweeten the pot MK - whose house would you like? If you get me in, I'll evict them and give it to you. Halp!
I thank you from the bottom of my heart Wede! I will be the best, the yugest liked president ever. I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.  |
I'm not for sale, good sir. I'm insulted that you would think so!!
Now a long-term lease of my services is more my style. Here is the deal: I will deliver the black vote AND the native vote due to the fact that my girlfriend, yes...girlfriend-it's official, is 1/2 Native American. The terms are as follows:
1. I am Chief of Stuff
2. I get to choose whatever house I like in the continental United States.
3. I get to choose whatever countries we invade for as long as your presidency last. (Never mind the fact that I think it may be 35 to 40 minutes.)
4. I get to be Chancellor of The Exchequer and we print our own money...which is good at any car dealership in the continental United States.
These, good sir, are my terms. This offer has an expiration date.