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      10-20-2020, 01:37 PM   #4486
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Initially, I was about to turn you down, but since you are bringing both the Black and Native vote, you are giving me a twofer, so how can I possibly refuse now?

I agree to all your terms, with a proviso on #3, that being that I have veto power over any proposed invasion of Canada or Finland. Canada due to it being my home and native land, and Finland because it has a Lups in it, so who the heck wants Finland? Plus, an angry Lups would be undesirable.

Are the modified terms acceptable to you, dear sir?
There was this guy in my youth that tried to pay me a lot for spanking him. Just saying, an angry lups is not a bad look, except in his case. The guy got off on humiliation but I bet he didnt see his date tying him into a chair and dialing up his mom and grandma.

I haven't received a Christmas card from him so I think he got over me really fast.

I also claim this as my contribution toward anti human trafficking. The guy is alive.
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You're still a little new here, so I'll let you in on a little secret. Whenever Lups types gibberish, this is an opportunity for you to imagine it to be whatever you'd like it to be.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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