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Originally Posted by hubbahubba
Went to dinner last night and left the wheelchair at home for the first time. I only used the walker, and sat at the bar in a high barstool.
And I didn't fall down!   |
A gorilla walks into a bar and says, "A scotch on the rocks, please."
The gorilla hands the bartender a $10 bill.
The bartender thinks to himself, "This gorilla doesn't know the prices of drinks," and gives him 15 cents change.
The bartender says, "You know, we don't get too many gorillas in here."
The gorilla replies, "Well, at $9.85 a drink, I ain't coming back, either."
Three vampires walk into a bar.
The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the rabbit, "What'll you have?"
The rabbit says, "I don't know, I'm just here because of the autocorrect."