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      02-01-2016, 12:05 PM   #22270
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But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.
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2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?
You stop the table, 1" into the cut. Or you inject them with somehting that would prevent them from passing out. Or you simply stop the table when they pass out, get some ammonia and wake them up again before restarting the table.

Oh yeah, Make the blade white hot so it cauterizes as it cuts.
Strapped to a table. Adrenaline drip. Mirror over the table. Power tools. Scissors. Blow torch. Cauterizing plate.

Uhhhh...Law Abiding Citizen. The movie...
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