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Originally Posted by minn19
This is what I keep telling my wife. I'm her first/only husband. I keep telling her that her second marriage will be better. 
She is my second wife. First wife was the High School sweetheart thing and we knew each other for a few years before getting married very young. We lasted about two years since she wanted to date other people while we were married. For some weird reason I objected to this arrangement. 
My second wife and I have been together for over 20 years and married for 17 of them. |
I wanted to get divorced once. Told him that. I ended up with a black eye.
"You can't divorce me, I let you bring one book to bed to stop the stupid conversation and you knock it to your own eye when you pass out. Do you know how long it takes men to realize you can't be left on your own for more than six hours?"
To be honest, my midlife crisis was a bit lame.