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Originally Posted by PINeely
My name is Pat. I love long walks on the beach, fast cars, sensible chuckles and cats. My liver still works (tough little guy) so I can treat her to PBR on the couch while watching Parks & Rec. I once fit 17 jumbo sized marshmallows into my mouth at one time. My last girlfriend says I am paranoid but don't listen to her, she's the reason everyone is out to get me. When I grow up I want to be a professional Mexican so I can be tan. I love to eat spaghetti with my knees-a-knockin' and have many other great qualities like a face, bones, and a circulatory system. PM me if interested.
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"Professional Mexican so I can be tan"
Hispanic panic approved!!!
