[whitebimmer09]

There was this guy in my area a few years back, he covered his genitals with Vaseline and pressed them against storefront windows at night. One morning when I ran this furniture store, I went to open and there was a big imprint on my window.... It sucked cleaning it up. At least it wasn't that....

I always park my whip far out. A few weeks ago someone parked next to me, sure enough I noticed a door ding on my flawless paint/body. Not happy.