What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

I tasted victory. I was ready to book my flight for a second year in a row for the parade.

I saw the city of Seattle hoisting the Lombardy trophy again...

Then, the worst call in NFL Super Bowl history.

I couldn't even rebut any shit talking thrown my way. I took it like a broken man out in the cold rain.

Why didn't they just hand it to marshawn?

Oh great, you broke me again, PG. I'll send my psychiatrist bill to your business.

Tom Brady is man pretty

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Tom Brady is man pretty

TOM BRADY IS A DOG GON CHEATER AND A LIAR!!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Whatever...I believe he's near Cary (Raleigh area)...

Caged
And
Relocated
Yankees

USED to be near Cary. Now I'm in Knightdale. I've moved further north, so doodoo on you!

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Still below Mason dixon. VA and south wards are considered South you silly Homo sapien

I don't know who Mason or Dixon is, but they sound like jerks. Trying to dictate who's in the south and who's on the east coast and who is this and that.


ENOUGH. IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE NOW. THIS DEBATE IS OVER. I WIN.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

TOM BRADY IS A DOG GON CHEATER AND A LIAR!!

AHHH HAHAHAHA!!!

He is the best QB over the last 15 years...just saying.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

AHHH HAHAHAHA!!!

He is the best QB over the last 15 years...just saying.

Sorry sorry, after PG broke me I didn't need to read about Tom Brady next. I snapped a bit. I sorries.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by pgviper

According to us New Yorker's, anything south of D.C. is the south!

I thought anything south of New York was the south for Yorkers.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

What happened to Douche? I haven't seen him around for a few days.

I like him. Did he get banned?

[Billup]

Probably out prancing around town in spandex being a douche somewhere, if I had to take a wild guess.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Billup

Probably out prancing around town in spandex being a douche somewhere, if I had to take a wild guess.

What a dick. He should warn us or something.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Bro/ you haven't lived until you fuck a girl from behind up against the railing outside overlooking the ocean.

Every man should experience it.

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Bucket list

you mean fuck-it list

Originally Posted by Whostheboss

Went to gym last night with my little sister. Did biceps and triceps.

fake as hell man

Originally Posted by Billup

Probably out prancing around town in spandex being a douche somewhere, if I had to take a wild guess.

hahahaha

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

What a dick. He should warn us or something.

So..., we essentially want him to be a...., caring douche? Do those exist?

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Billup

So..., we essentially want him to be a...., caring douche? Do those exist?

He cares about me and that's all that matters

[Billup]

Getting way too mushy in here. I need to do something devious.

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Sorry sorry.

Where's my Latina girl who will sit on my face tongue deep?

[Billup]

I don't know, but I'd love to have a chick sit on my face tonight. Hopefully tonight will be the third night in a row. Shit's been way intense the last two nights to give up now.

[grimlock]

^Banned for bragging, even if it's not this thread

I'm so proud of myself for TALKING to a girl... yay I'm on roll

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by Billup

I don't know, but I'd love to have a chick sit on my face tonight. Hopefully tonight will be the third night in a row. Shit's been way intense the last two nights to give up now.

Dude..you deserve my place more than I do.

I haven't had any since that lame Asian girl from tinder

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Dude..you deserve my place more than I do.

I haven't had any since that lame Asian girl from tinder

Yeah, so what was so lame about her? You do sound a bit put off after it

[Mr.SugarSkulls]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Yeah, so what was so lame about her? You do sound a bit put off after it

Ever had someone barely lick your dick before trying to have sex?

It sucks and ruins the rest of time.

[Billup]

Originally Posted by Mr.SugarSkulls

Dude..you deserve my place more than I do.

I haven't had any since that lame Asian girl from tinder

Left her quivering, crying, laughing, convulsing, and then not being able to breathe two nights ago. Yesterday was almost as epic, but not quite. Either way, I felt like walking around town with my dick out.


Why's it been so dry? Do you only Tinder or do you make a point of talking to chicks at the grocery store and stuff?

[Billup]

Originally Posted by grimlock

^Banned for bragging, even if it's not this thread

I'm so proud of myself for TALKING to a girl... yay I'm on roll

I'm proud of you Grimmy! Talking is the first step to hugging, and hugging is the first step to kissing, and kissing is the first step to sex..., so you're like.... almost there!