What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What did you do to her?

I did nothing...

[1MOREMOD]

I tried to od her on cold meds

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I tried to od her on cold meds

Some dealer you are. Can't even OD someone. :

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Some dealer you are. Can't even OD someone. :

My business is more profitable when they dont. Business 101.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What did you do to her?

Asian hypnosis was the cure !

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Hey...there are plenty of 500+hp cars that can turn and brake hard. See below

LOVE

[1LRM3]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

And some of the potholes are strategically placed by the DOT to check your driving skills.

damn straight!

[F30lolz]

I'm currently looking for a new line of employment down here in Miami. Apparently because I'm not eating out the owners wife or my boss (female lol) my job security was threatened yesterday. Joking aside, I need to get out of here. If anyone knows of anything, please PM me your email address so I can send my resume. Thanks!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Would not be the first time, won't be the last!

I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.

Originally Posted by F30lolz

I'm currently looking for a new line of employment down here in Miami. Apparently because I'm not eating out the owners wife or my boss (female lol) my job security was threatened yesterday. Joking aside, I need to get out of here. If anyone knows of anything, please PM me your email address so I can send my resume. Thanks!

You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by Axius

I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.



You can take my shitty job here in NC and I'll go to Miami?

Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.

[upstatedoc]

Someone in the music world died but I didn't hear his name on the radio on the way into work.

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by Axius

I really liked the way he worded it, only problem was I couldn't whisper to you with the roof down and over the sweet symphony of which came from the exhaust location.

Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.

It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Are you talking about whispering to him as he farts? Is that why the top needs to be down?

Actually yes. He fucking stunk the shit out of the car, I kid you not.

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.

You're repeating yourself...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Hmmm, if your shitty job is near Jacksonville NC, maybe.

When you say 'near'.....how should Axius reply..?

Jacksonville NC is not far from him, but you can't (or wouldn't want to) drive it daily for work.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by Axius

It's near Virginia, lot's of hill billy's and incest.

Actually yes. He fucking stunk the shit out of the car, I kid you not.

BAKED BEANS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by C5driver

You're repeating yourself...

Just trying to get my damn point across. Still waiting for my buddy to let me bang his sister after he gets done. Haven't gotten the call yet.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

BAKED BEANS ARE AWESOME!!!!!

My only request is that you do not eat baked beans before our next date.

[F30lolz]

My best friend in the Marine's will be stationed in San Diego by May of this year for a few years and has two houses in Jacksonville NC. He is renting out one of them which he wants to sell and is living in the other one. He told me that he wants to rent it out for a lousy $1400/month (4 bedroom, 3 bathroom, 2 car garage on a 1/4 acre corner lot). Unless my wife and kids start to hate Miami we're stuck here.

[ASBSECU E93]

@shoei
EstorilM

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

@shoei
EstorilM

It's not on the car... Doesn't count... Could be another season while you decide on a shop...

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by shoei

It's not on the car... Doesn't count... Could be another season while you decide on a shop...

I agree. Doesn't count until installed. In that case, I have a 60mm single turbo 335.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

It's not on the car...