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12-08-2012, 07:42 PM | #267 |
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I was at downtown Disney yesterday night. As i was leaving Downtown Disney, 4 teenaged girls (16-17 years old) came up to me, and the conversation went like this :
girl 1: Nice car, can you give me and my friends a ride? me : Sorry, my car only seats 2 (took my back seats out). girl 2: I'll suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, I'm serious... me : Uh, I have a girlfriend, I'm good, thanks though. girl 2 : I really will suck your crome dome if you give us a ride, please? me : I gotta go. girl 3 : Your car is sexy. me : Thank you, later! As i was driving away, i heard the girls yelling "your lose". Is this what society is coming too? Teen girls sucking co*k for rides? Gotta love hoes! |
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02-18-2013, 07:46 PM | #271 |
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The day i buy my car.
My coworker: is that the twin turbo? Me: f**k you!
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02-18-2013, 07:50 PM | #272 |
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I saw you on I5 and I your car is soooocuuute
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02-19-2013, 10:41 PM | #273 | |
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Oh how I dream of OC Cali ... !!!
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02-20-2013, 01:23 AM | #274 |
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I am so glad I live in California. Buying season pass to Disneyland now.
"Chrome dome" is a new one though. They must not be familiar with the shadowline trim. |
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02-20-2013, 11:26 AM | #275 | |
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I think I saw you today.. You kicked the tail out next to the Phoeniccia Hotel.. It was dark, I couldn't know for sure whether the car was alpine white or titanium silver.. That was around 5:45 pm.. If it was really you, I would like to tell you nice action man!! Sounds great! my kinda car
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03-15-2013, 09:26 AM | #276 |
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Friend: You know you shouldn't do that, right?
Me: Do what? Friend: Shifting like that. (I was manually shifting on my 7DCT, not WOT or aggressive at all, just regular cruising) Me: Why? Friend: Because it is bad for your transmission. Hurts the gears. Wears them out faster. You should just leave it in automatic mode. Me: How is that any different? It will still shift like I am shifting manually. Friend: It is safer when the computer does it. When you do it, you might grind the gears if you don't time it right. (gesturing a shift change like a manual transmission, I assume he believes there is a mechanical link between my shift knob and the actual transmission). |
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03-15-2013, 12:06 PM | #277 | |
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03-15-2013, 01:05 PM | #278 |
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I love the size comments here.
Right now my daily driver is a diesel smart fortwo. HIGHLY modified. More than double the stock output, 6" widebody kit, BRABUS wheels etc etc etc. When people ask why I drive such a girlie small car, my wife will answer "Because he is UNDERcompensating..." God bless her! |
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03-15-2013, 01:45 PM | #279 |
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As I'm driving around town, with my not so subtle girlfriend in the passenger seat... I rev up and listen to the sweet sound of the diverter valve releasing the built up pressure, and I hear "and there's the queef" out of my beautiful passengers mouth.
Not sure if she just happened to say an internal thought aloud or not, but first thing I traced to was having one of the best stories in this thread! haha |
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03-15-2013, 01:55 PM | #281 |
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03-15-2013, 04:35 PM | #282 |
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03-15-2013, 04:48 PM | #283 |
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My boss asked if it was a M1
Another friend said nice girl car. He quickly changed his tune after 1 ride A co worker asked if it was a 4 banger (even after just hearing it on cold start wit a DP) My neighbor said Thats a bad ass bitch Im jealous. Usually everytime Im driving around or at the gas station young teen guys or early 20s will usually nod their heads in approval or give a thumbs up or an a ok symbol and gesture tward the car. |
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03-15-2013, 04:52 PM | #284 |
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Went to target last night. Target employee came up to me and said;
Target employee : Yo, is that a 1M? Me : No, it's a E82. Target employee : Huh? What's that ? Me : Heh, it's a 135i. Target employee : Ohhhhh? What about the brakes? Aftermarket? Me : No, got them powdercoated. Target employee : Hm....ok? Loved the confused look on his face . |
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03-15-2013, 05:20 PM | #285 | |
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03-22-2013, 01:10 PM | #286 |
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I know this is for the 1 series but how bout a quote from an m3?
Was test driving the newly installed CSL wheels and drove into the parking lot of Walmart passing by a bunch of highschool ricer boyz and their hondas.. One kid locks target on my M3, slowly walks up doing this dog humping emote saying, "OHHHHHH SKEEET SKEEET SKEEET!!!!!!!!!!" |
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