What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Depends on who is doing the P'ing... sometimes, not so massive... ask rj

who is the boss and disproportionall Verb-e-arge

well RJ rides (a motorcycle) doesn't he? so doesn't matter so much

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

It's never too late.

it requires psychotheraphy.. most not willing

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by F30lolz

FTFY

I'm 100% sure she would love it !

BTW...I don't see her anymore on here ?

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Quite a day ?
It's like this everyday over here...

Welcome to Belgium !

My days usually start at 7:00 and finish at 22:00. Most of my day is spent behind the wheel. Car is the office for me...my actual office is my sleeping/coffee room.

Damn, I'm going to get some fries for lunch.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

My days usually start at 7:00 and finish at 22:00. Most of my day is spent behind the wheel. Car is the office for me...my actual office is my sleeping/coffee room.

Damn, I'm going to get some fries for lunch.

question: have u ever gotten road head? just curious

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

question: have u ever gotten road head? just curious

Lol, no.

None of that stuff, while I'm in motion :b

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

question: have u ever gotten road head? just curious

Last person to ask me this question volunteered to do it.... are you going somewhere with this question? I don't want Aatish to miss an opportunity.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

My days usually start at 7:00 and finish at 22:00. Most of my day is spent behind the wheel. Car is the office for me...my actual office is my sleeping/coffee room.

Damn, I'm going to get some fries for lunch.

Here it is...."Bon appetit my friend"

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, no.

None of that stuff, while I'm in motion :b

okay, not trying to give u any ideas or anything.. keep trucking

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol, no.

None of that stuff, while I'm in motion :b

Dude... you know when a bad time for head is? Right, me neither. THERE isn't one. Church... fine. Family reunion... yep (as long as she is not an attendee). During performance review at work... marginal, but #worth.

I think the Tesla was the right car for you... smh

Edit: I did roll a car at 70 once on I94... but that was well afterward and was the result of her having a psychotic episode... unrelated to the road head.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Last person to ask me this question volunteered to do it.... are you going somewhere with this question? I don't want Aatish to miss an opportunity.

do i have to put "from a girl", "with a girl" everytime then?

sheesh

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by grimlock

many erections killed..

Only if she bites...

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dude... you know when a bad time for head is? Right, me neither. THERE isn't one. Church... fine. Family reunion... yep (as long as she is not an attendee). During performance review at work... marginal, but #worth.

I think the Tesla was the right car for you... smh

Lol you're right, thank god I bought the Tesla. Thanks to the Autopilot System, not only can I get head while doing 80, I can get the whole shabang!

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol you're right, thank god I bought the Tesla. Thanks to the Autopilot System, not only can I get head while doing 80, I can get the whole shabang!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

do i have to put "from a girl", "with a girl" everytime then?

sheesh

Well, knowing you, yes

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Only if she bites...

but can't your wiener stand a bite from a little asian girl? (even if it is Bimmette)
i've always imagined your p*nis as arnold-schwarnegger-like (not that I do imagine it) .. also Jtodd don't read this message is not for you for

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Well, knowing you, yes

does the 'you' refer to his homo-ness or yours truly?

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Lol you're right, thank god I bought the Tesla. Thanks to the Autopilot System, not only can I get head while doing 80, I can get the whole shabang!

or in this case, the whole he-bang

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Dude... you know when a bad time for head is? Right, me neither. THERE isn't one. Church... fine. Family reunion... yep (as long as she is not an attendee). During performance review at work... marginal, but #worth.

I think the Tesla was the right car for you... smh

Edit: I did roll a car at 70 once on I94... but that was well afterward and was the result of her having a psychotic episode... unrelated to the road head.

interesting.. care to expand? .. oops there i go again

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by grimlock

interesting.. care to expand? .. oops there i go again

For some reason, all the women I dated prior to my meeting my wife had... separation... issues when the time came.

This one, in particular, I was not even breaking up with. Simply explaining that a study abroad program, which had been discussed MANY times before had been finalized and I was leaving for Europe in a few months. Here response, at 70 mph, was toy and the wheel... of her car. Heh. I was driving her car for reasons previously mentioned. Yep. Trip to the hospital. All in all.. assessing the nearly year I dated her... #worth!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by grimlock

but can't your wiener stand a bite from a little asian girl? (even if it is Bimmette)
i've always imagined your p*nis as arnold-schwarnegger-like (not that I do imagine it) .. also Jtodd don't read this message is not for you for

Check her teeth my friend , even a Schwarzenegger wiener would hurt .
Do you know a wood scrape ?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

What's happening? Did you track this weekend?(contact:100301)

Not much. Another day, another dollar (spent). Sears hardware was running a sale on their tools. I decided to go in and clean house. Picked up $1,200 worth of shit for $640 out the door. Did pretty well.

Not this past weekend. I'll be down there this weekend though. I just took a look at the run group I'll be with. It's a lot of 997/991 GT3/GT3 RS/Turbos, Corvettes/Z06s, GTRs and a R8. Should be an interesting event. I'll probably come back looking for superchargers. Lol

What's new with you?

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Most important question of the week on OT...

What was the ratio of Verbiage Penis to your GF in the videos your mind created while you were dreaming about him having sex?

*gets out gayness scale decoder ring - wishes it went to 11*

Of all people, you would be the one to ask how big his dick is.

Originally Posted by Aatish

Not much man. Talked to her through out the weekend but didn't see her in person. Got lunch or/and dinner planned for sometime this week. Probably stop by during her break and buy her a coffee.

This is assuming I'm not swamped with other shit.


How about you? Any interesting developments on your end?

Nice! Do it. How far is she from your work?

Originally Posted by Verbiage

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dude!! That made my fucking DAY! Probably the entire week.


Well, shit. I'm a damn savage.

She was a Latina mix. Grew up down south. Could only pick up a slight accent on certain words. Legs and ass for days.

When I woke up, I was like legit pissed at you.

Fucking savage.