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      05-14-2015, 10:23 PM   #331
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He should really have a drink. And make the right TURN this thread so desperately needs... Or desires
I don't think this thread can be saved. It's too far gone. Lol
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
You're coming on too strong man...
All I read was "coming too strong man"
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
You're coming on too strong man...
All I read was "coming too strong man"
The pun was on the coming
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You're coming on too strong man...
All I read was "coming too strong man"
The pun was on the coming
On the what?
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This thread has taken a wrong turn...about 5 pages ago...
You're coming on too strong man...
All I read was "coming too strong man"
The pun was on the coming
On the what?
Wherever you want baby.
Now say my name
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On the what?
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OT after hours is now a sexting app
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Don't lie- after seeing me, you don't want to keep the cover on
That's a sweet velvety mouth...
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the room is suddenly awkward.. with the presence of many boners (not mine though)
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I'm glad I'm wearing my eye patch.
Don't lie- after seeing me, you don't want to keep the cover on
By the way, I didn't find that picture you found gay at all.
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the room is suddenly awkward.. with the presence of many boners (not mine though)
LOL I even added the blur effect to make it uber gay.

Yes I said uber

K I'm going to keep watching this clipper/rockets game
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the room is suddenly awkward.. with the presence of many boners (not mine though)
Is your asshole dilated though?
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      05-14-2015, 10:36 PM   #344
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I have 100% custody. So I see my daughter everyday, its just my Mom offered to take her for the weekend so that I could go out Friday night and do whatever I wanted with him through the weekend without having to worry about being home at certain time to relieve a sitter. It would be my first weekend without her since she was born. My Mom also lives 120 miles away. So a 240 mile round trip down miles worth of pea gravel roads, its not like I can just go and pick her up on Saturday when I start to miss her.
The point I was trying to make is you could say you need to do something with your daughter this weekend and you'll need to postpone. If he's into you, he'll understand.

In the situation I shared in my post, the girl I dated couldn't see me right away for our second date. I think it was two weeks later because the following weekend she had her son. She had joint custody. To me this showed she had her priorities straight which made me more attracted to her. The fact I was understanding showed her things were not just one sided.

I guess the question is have you told this guy about your daughter?
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I got an idea, we should all jump in on a douche together.
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the room is suddenly awkward.. with the presence of many boners (not mine though)
Is your asshole dilated though?
That's your job to do , not mine.
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I have 100% custody. So I see my daughter everyday, its just my Mom offered to take her for the weekend so that I could go out Friday night and do whatever I wanted with him through the weekend without having to worry about being home at certain time to relieve a sitter. It would be my first weekend without her since she was born. My Mom also lives 120 miles away. So a 240 mile round trip down miles worth of pea gravel roads, its not like I can just go and pick her up on Saturday when I start to miss her.
The point I was trying to make is you could say you need to do something with your daughter this weekend and you'll need to postpone. If he's into you, he'll understand.

In the situation I shared in my post, the girl I dated couldn't see me right away for our second date. I think it was two weeks later because the following weekend she had her son. She had joint custody. To me this showed she had her priorities straight which made me more attracted to her. The fact I was understanding showed her things were not just one sided.

I guess the question is have you told this guy about your daughter?
What in the hell is this? Thread jacking mofo?
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Right???? Get outta here with that sensical non sense!
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the room is suddenly awkward.. with the presence of many boners (not mine though)
Is your asshole dilated though?
That's your job to do , not mine.
I was asking the dude with erectile dysfunction.
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Is your asshole dilated though?
no, so am i gay?


now you made me want to take a crap..
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Is your asshole dilated though?
no, so am i gay?


now you made me want to take a crap..
Pics or it didn't happen.
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