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07-26-2016, 02:32 PM

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I just want some mother fucking creme brulee

I make that from scratch. I use mason jars instead of ramekins for a less bougie look.

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07-26-2016, 02:34 PM

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Do you want me to send you a burnt burger too?

Shut it Gayboy, I will not tolerate your insolence!

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I make that from scratch. I use mason jars instead of ramekins for a less bougie look.

Soo uhhhh, whatcha doin this weekend?

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07-26-2016, 02:34 PM

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Where am I ?

I'm lost... !!!

This may help ///M Power-Belgium

You are...

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07-26-2016, 02:44 PM

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Poop shit, shit and poop. I'm mildly angry now.

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07-26-2016, 02:47 PM

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I just want some mother fucking creme brulee

warm, salt/caramel ones.

with bacon?

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07-26-2016, 02:50 PM

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warm, salt/caramel ones.

YES!!!

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with bacon?

You have piqued my interest.

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07-26-2016, 02:54 PM

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warm, salt/caramel ones.

with bacon?

Yeeeeeeessssssssssss!!!!!!!

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07-26-2016, 02:55 PM

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You have piqued my interest.

Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.

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07-26-2016, 02:57 PM

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This may help ///M Power-Belgium

You are...

Yeah...gotcha , but entering a butt with 25mph sounds really bad brother !

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07-26-2016, 03:02 PM

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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.

I scored below average on that grammar test so I had to redeem myself somehow.

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I can't win today

Uh oh... do tell...

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07-26-2016, 03:04 PM

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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.

Who the fuq does that?

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07-26-2016, 03:05 PM

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I can't win today

Uh oh... do tell...

Oh no just my fail on the second page.

Other than that, tinder is alright ha

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07-26-2016, 03:06 PM

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I scored below average on that grammar test so I had to redeem myself somehow.

Me too! You're a spinning image of me!

Harharhar!

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07-26-2016, 03:09 PM

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Who the fuq does that?

I have seen it a million times... a small piece of me dies each and every time.

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07-26-2016, 03:09 PM

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Me too! You're a spinning image of me!

Harharhar!

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07-26-2016, 03:19 PM

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Who the fuq does that?

That's something I would do

I hate that I have to constantly remind people that I traded looks for brains growing up.

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07-26-2016, 03:29 PM

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YES!!!

You have piqued my interest.

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Thank you, sweet baby Jesus, for giving this person the ability to use piqued properly and not saying "peaked". Amen.

Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.

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07-26-2016, 03:31 PM

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I can't win today

Uh oh... do tell...

Wwhhyyyy !!!!

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07-26-2016, 03:35 PM

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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.

A peek at F87LUV 's peaks would likely pique your interest.

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Y'all are a bunch of retards.

That shit done peeked my interest.

A peek at F87LUV 's peaks would likely pique your interest.

Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...

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