What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh that ship left the port already and hit the iceberg and is now settled at the bottom of the ocean... Titanic the sequel - except he didn't even get to first base...

Never let go, jack... Never let go...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think it is both. In shoei 's case, it's actually quite common.

Shoei and I bro'd out the other night. And today I'm just getting roasted. (Not mad at all. Shit's making me lol.)

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think it is both. In shoei 's case, it's actually quite common.

This... Is quite true... And I appreciate the fact that you used spell check before hitting submit this time... Your grammar as of late was getting close to ESL level...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

This... Is quite true... And I appreciate the fact that you used spell check before hitting submit this time... Your grammar as of late was getting close to ESL level...

Thanks for conflating grammar and spelling. It makes it easier to ward off your already feeble attacks in the future. Plus, I can blame spelling on autocorrect or typos, but grammar is a little harder to play off.

[Axius]

Just sitting here drinking some crown, waiting for DNC to get started. Then when I've had enough I'll either go do to the car and shoot myself or I'll meet frozen lemonade chick on the boardwalk.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Axius

Just sitting here drinking some crown, waiting for DNC to get started. Then when I've had enough I'll either go do to the car and shoot myself or I'll meet frozen lemonade chick on the boardwalk.

Just be sure to ask her if she's every been to the DC area... *shudder*

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thanks for conflating grammar and spelling. It makes it easier to ward off your already feeble attacks in the future. Plus, I can blame spelling on autocorrect or typos, but grammar is a little harder to play off.

Aurocorrect, she will haunt you in real life, and haunt you in your dreams. Changing shitting to shifting, and cunts to cars. What a batch!

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Just be sure to ask her if she's every been to the DC area... *shudder*

DC, home of the great memorials and stagnant STDs fueled by cocaine and politics

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Thanks for conflating grammar and spelling. It makes it easier to ward off your already feeble attacks in the future. Plus, I can blame spelling on autocorrect or typos, but grammar is a little harder to play off.

Oh feeble you say? Well... To be fair... I think your leg jumping but pretend not to be leg humping doesn't warrant much response...

Your lack of three pedals on your M cars however...........

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh feeble you say? Well... To be fair... I think your leg jumping but pretend not to be leg humping doesn't warrant much response...

Your lack of three pedals on your M cars however...........

Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.

[Banana Hammock]

[shoei]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.

When one has to proclaim their masculinity, especially when nobody mentioned it in the first place, usually sums up the lackthereof...
It's like talking about how many zeros are in their bank account... Same principle...

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by shoei

When one has to proclaim their masculinity, especially when nobody mentioned it in the first place, usually sums up the lackthereof...
It's like talking about how many zeros are in their bank account... Same principle...

Interesting... so this is what grasping looks like. I don't get to witness it often, because the people I hang out with don't need to do it. You have been very helpful today!

(heh.) Ok, have a life for a little while... later!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Don't worry - from a text readability standpoint, you have a lot in common with Axius , as your reference to my "leg jumping" makes clear. I don't have to operate all three pedals to prove I can. My masculinity is obvious before anyone ever sees my car.

Hey! You respect my authoritah! Plus I don't have three pedals at the moment, just two pedals, a foot gear shift, hand clutch, and some handlebars. Three pedals can always come at a later date, at least, until they expire from lazy pussy drivers (the main demographic not us).

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey! You respect my authoritah! Plus I don't have three pedals at the moment, just two pedals, a foot gear shift, hand clutch, and some handlebars. Three pedals can always come at a later date, at least, until they expire from lazy pussy drivers (the main demographic not us).

Doesn't count when you have clutch on left foot and gears on right foot...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Doesn't count when you have clutch on left foot and gears on right foot...

I'll admit, I traded in the 6 speed nitrous monster for an automatic chicks car. I'm a failure at life and I'll never amount to anything.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'll admit, I traded in the 6 speed nitrous monster for an automatic chicks car. I'm a failure at life and I'll never amount to anything.

Well... You will always have ASBSECU E93 and Waffles...

Plus, we're gonna split all his worldly possessions 50/50 when he meets his maker !!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well... You will always have ASBSECU E93 and Waffles...

Plus, we're gonna split all his worldly possessions 50/50 when he meets his maker !!

Yeah but that doesn't help life accomplishments, it just fills that ever so apparent void for the time being until feeling unfulfilled all over again.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well... You will always have ASBSECU E93 and Waffles...

Plus, we're gonna split all his worldly possessions 50/50 when he meets his maker !!

Do tell....

Originally Posted by Axius

Yeah but that doesn't help life accomplishments, it just fills that ever so apparent void for the time being until feeling unfulfilled all over again.

I'm sure the Dirty Myrtle has provided a GREAT distraction!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I'm sure the Dirty Myrtle has provided a GREAT distraction!

Just got done cooking dinner for the family, waiting for distraction to text me back so we can hit the strip. So far, this has been exactky what I needed.

Ordering surfboard when I get back home so probably gonna be at the beach every weekend Friday to Sunday. Unless you actually want to hang out then I'll stay in town.


...., how can I get a surfboard to the beach on a motorcycle though...

[08njSTEP]

1st page! I'm immortal!!!! Wait what? Page 6! Piss.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

...., how can I get a surfboard to the beach on a motorcycle though...

Amateur. Us Vietnamese know the art...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by Axius

...., how can I get a surfboard to the beach on a motorcycle though...

Amateur. Us Vietnamese know the art...