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      11-08-2016, 12:46 PM   #419
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We're going with multiple bunkers in strategic locations. We don't want everyone to know where we will be at any given time.
This is the stuff right here we signed ypu on for.
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      11-08-2016, 12:48 PM   #420
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We can start them with tactical rocks?
You trying to start your own fucking highland games?
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      11-08-2016, 12:50 PM   #421
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Dont swear at one of your next political officers, thats grounds for stoning, followed by hanging, then we catapult the corpse and shoot at it until it flops in the ocean for the sharks.
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You trying to start your own fucking highland games?
He is *starting* to grow that type of beard now that you mention it...
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      11-08-2016, 08:01 PM   #423
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It seems that our names have been removed from the ballots in most states!!

WTF is going on here?!?!!!

It's rigged!!

Heading to the bunker.
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It seems that our names have been removed from the ballots in most states!!

WTF is going on here?!?!!!

It's rigged!!

Heading to the bunker.
I know threatened others to write me in with a weapon, didn't go well.
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      11-09-2016, 05:52 AM   #425
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You guys...., we lost the election? But we had such a good campaign model.
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      11-09-2016, 07:43 AM   #426
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      11-09-2016, 07:57 AM   #427
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Well, at least when you guys bring up Rob Ford's name, I've got the perfect comeback now...Donald Trump.
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All those guns you guys were supposed to get, well I'm hanging onto those.
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Bunkers are completely off limits for anyone other than the whores until further notice.
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Bunkers are completely off limits for anyone other than the whores until further notice.
Would Ivanka be welcome? Just curious...testing the waters as they say.
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Yes she's hosting bukake party
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      11-09-2016, 09:00 AM   #432
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Yes she's hosting bukake party
What kind of cake again?


There really needs to be a troll emoticon...mods...please???
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      11-09-2016, 09:14 AM   #434
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Bukkake party! Yeeeehawww!
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Bukkake party! Yeeeehawww!
You've been nominated as recipient, not donor. Still excited?
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      11-09-2016, 10:00 AM   #436
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2nd and the motion passes
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      11-09-2016, 10:37 AM   #437
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Nominated? I took the position when it originally opened.
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Nominated? I took the position when it originally opened.
uhhh... I got nothin to say to that...

*slowly backs away*
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      11-09-2016, 10:40 AM   #439
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What, you never watched one of those lesbian bukkake parties where they gush all over the chick wearing a snorkel? Looks like a fucking riot.
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Just been announced. Axius and I have been declared secret advisers for the new elect. HE is receptive to bacon, boobs and shenanigans. Gave me an armory also.
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