1MOREMOD - pro tips

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Turkey bacon is for pussies and people who eat it don't deserve to walk on this earth. Same with those that do not eat bacon. They're in the same group.



Regret buying bacon? Looks like you're out of my friend circle. So much for brother from another mother you liar.

Turkey bacon has a good flavor too, though!


And LOL dude, you should have seen me! I needed a damn extension for the spatula.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Build your own out of traps.

LOLOL.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Turkey bacon has a good flavor too, though!


And LOL dude, you should have seen me! I needed a damn extension for the spatula.

Man up, I cook my bacon naked then eat bacon in the shower once finished.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Axius

Man up, I cook my bacon naked then eat bacon in the shower once finished.

Fuck man, I dunno how you became so great.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Turkey bacon has a good flavor too, though!


And LOL dude, you should have seen me! I needed a damn extension for the spatula.

Some turkey bacon tastes like Canadian bacon. Neither are actually bacon.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Some turkey bacon tastes like Canadian bacon. Neither are actually bacon.

Well, turkey imitacon, then.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Well, turkey imitacon, then.

OK - this was some epic pun or an amazing typo. I choose to believe it was an epic pun for which I upgrade you from Carlton to ...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

OK - this was some epic pun or an amazing typo. I choose to believe it was an epic pun for which I upgrade you from Carlton to ...

I debated quite a bit on the spelling of it.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I debated quite a bit on the spelling of it.

NICE! I have a little tear of pride in the corner of my eye right now...

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

NICE! I have a little tear of pride in the corner of my eye right now...

Today has been a victory, then. I wish all Monday's were like this.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Fuck man, I dunno how you became so great.

A lot of trial and error. Mostly error, but such is life.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I debated quite a bit on the spelling of it.

Verbiage is Black?

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Verbiage is Black?

Meh... kind of a light gray... I'd give him an RGB value of 224,224,224.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Meh... kind of a light gray... I'd give him an RGB value of 224,224,224.

That is straight up Grey all the way.

[Verbiage]

I am grey poupon.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

I am grey poupon.

Grey poupon is yellow, man.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Grey poupon is yellow, man.

You calling me Asian?!

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

You calling me Asian?!

Is grey poupon yellow?

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Is grey poupon yellow?

Depends.

[jtodd_fl]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Depends.

I think it goes without saying that our Verbiage is Hearty Spicy Brown.

Maybe if they replaced the Savory Honey with "Savory Artificial, Sugar Free, Butter Flavored Non-Syrup-Containing Maple Syrup", then there would be a contest, but this one is too easy.

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think it goes without saying that our Verbiage is Hearty Spicy Brown.

Maybe if they replaced the Savory Honey with "Savory Artificial, Sugar Free, Butter Flavored Non-Syrup-Containing Maple Syrup", then there would be a contest, but this one is too easy.

Oh man.

[Mywifes335]

Originally Posted by Verbiage

Oh man.

Spicy brown, looks like you've got an admirer!

He might wanna spread you on some bacon!