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[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

All pants are yoga pants if you're brave enough.

Yoga pants looks like shit if you are the owner of big balls...
You know William our 2 big apples with the banana in the middle .


But some chicks find it really sexy !

[Axius]

Originally Posted by trvplvrdBOI

Already enjoy it bro. I also enjoy trolling people who only live through the Internet. It's literally 1% of my existence.

Originally Posted by silvergray545

The rest of y'all are cool too.

Yall my internet fam.

[trvplvrdBOI]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dying over here. Two cars I can't drive.

I did go head to head with a 335 the other day. It was dead even up to 120 when we let off. Damn GLI is no slouch! Debating on slapping a clutch on it this spring and go FBO stage 2.

Still....spending...money....must....stop...moddin g....

[trvplvrdBOI]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Yoga pants looks like shit if you are the owner of big balls...
You know William our 2 big apples with the banana in the middle .


But some chicks find it really sexy !

Philippe, from one Fylypi to another; please tell me you have not worn yoga pants to showcase the children?

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Yall my internet fam.

Internet fam for sure.

Originally Posted by trvplvrdBOI

Still....spending...money....must....stop...moddin g....

Dude, it's a disease. I can't help it.

Sometimes I think consolidating down to one car is the way to go. But I also enjoy having options. Lol

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

There might be a few americans on the board who wouldn't mind testing you again. If you are confident that is.

No problem my friend .You guys can find me at anytime here => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix

Attention please !!! This night it's -12° Celsius over here .I'm not sure that's good for the test , test can freeze ?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Internet fam for sure.

Dude, it's a disease. I can't help it.

Sometimes I think consolidating down to one car is the way to go. But I also enjoy having options. Lol

Solution: Motorcycle



You can thank me later..., or now if you want. Now is acceptable.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm basically only here to troll people that take this shit way too seriously. Lmao

The rest of y'all are cool too.

Come at me brah

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

Solution: Motorcycle



You can thank me later..., or now if you want. Now is acceptable.

I almost pulled the trigger on a white 848 EVO before I bought the M3. I've wanted a bike for many years. I just don't trust myself. Anytime my friends let me ride their bikes, it's like I have no concept of speed limits. It's just go go go all the time. I won't make it to see 30. Srs.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm putting my face into my palm now.

I already utilized the double face palm a page earlier. I know that we are both speaking English. I believe he is as well.

But do you think that somehow, whatever we post somehow gets jumbled up the moment it is read off this continent and vice versa which is why things come back so creepy?

I'd almost like to believe that theory. Because the alternative is hard for me to accept as well.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Come at me brah

Perfect example: This guy thinks his beached whale is a racecar.

Don't tempt me bruh

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm dying over here. Two cars I can't drive.

I did go head to head with a 335 the other day. It was dead even up to 120 when we let off. Damn GLI is no slouch! Debating on slapping a clutch on it this spring and go FBO stage 2.

Dew It!!!

BPC has my car right now.

BOV because 40 lbs of boost is bad for surge.....

Diff lock down brace because 650 wtq is BAD for wheel hop and axles.....

Upgraded Meth nozzle because more power....

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by trvplvrdBOI

Philippe, from one Fylypi to another; please tell me you have not worn yoga pants to showcase the children?

No worries Philippe !
I have strong legs . I spent 9 years in the gym and my strong legs hide my big balls (I keep them in between)
I don't showcase children in the gym . I work on the perfect female ass with squats ,one leg squat, deadlifts ,calf raises,leg press, lunches, leg curls and leg reverse curls .
Need to say I love to watch her reverse leg curls ,her ass is round as an apple !
And think mother of God please help me ! And that's why I can't show my banana in yoga pants !

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

No problem my friend .You guys can find me at anytime here => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambiorix

Attention please !!! This night it's -12° Celsius over here .I'm not sure that's good for the test , test can freeze ?

I'm actually surprised it is that cold there. Its the same as here (-13C tonight, but with the wind, it will feel like -20C).

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Axius

I'm putting my face into my palm now.

You mean Belgian palm beer ?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Perfect example: This guy thinks his beached whale is a racecar.

Don't tempt me bruh

I tell people this all the time.....

Just because you drive your car fast, this does not mean you drive a fast car

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I already utilized the double face palm a page earlier. I know that we are both speaking English. I believe he is as well.

But do you think that somehow, whatever we post somehow gets jumbled up the moment it is read off this continent and vice versa which is why things come back so creepy?

I'd almost like to believe that theory. Because the alternative is hard for me to accept as well.

I'm a conspiracy theorist and well..., I still can't wrap my head around any of those posts. THEY LITERALLY DO NOT COMPUTE. AND IM NOT EVEN THAT DUMB. FUCK. WHAT IS LIFE!

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

You mean Belgian palm beer ?

No. I mean palm pressed against front of face. I know you can read english, Belgie.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I tell people this all the time.....

Just because you drive your car fast, this does not mean you drive a fast car

Don't forget the corollary:

Just because you bought a fast car doesn't mean that you can drive a fast car fast!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm actually surprised it is that cold there. Its the same as here (-13C tonight, but with the wind, it will feel like -20C).

I'll put my bullshit aside ...

On a serious note (for the first time today)

Yes my Canadian friend it's cold here in Belgium. Damn cold !
I'm not far from the Belgian Ardennes and that's actually the coldest part of Belgium .
The last 2 mornings I went to work at 4:30 AM with the Mini and the roads were like ice skating revues .
Drove 30km to my work on ice with some downhills...Holy shit ! But I have skills and pull the handbrake when it's needed .
My city said we have enough salt (130,000 KG) for the whole winter , but I didn't saw salt ..(damn suckers)
Lot's of car accidents and people with broken legs and shoulders is the result ..
For tomorrow the weather prediction is even colder with snow .

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Dew It!!!

BPC has my car right now.

BOV because 40 lbs of boost is bad for surge.....

Diff lock down brace because 650 wtq is BAD for wheel hop and axles.....

Upgraded Meth nozzle because more power....

Hahaha we'll see what happens when the spring time rolls around. I was looking at trading it in the other day.

You need to bulletproof that car with that kind of power!

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

I tell people this all the time.....

Just because you drive your car fast, this does not mean you drive a fast car

And I tell people this all the time...just because you have a fast car, does not mean you can drive it fast.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

I'll put my bullshit aside ...

On a serious note (for the first time today)

Yes my Canadian friend it's cold here in Belgium. Damn cold !
I'm not far from the Belgian Ardennes and that's actually the coldest part of Belgium .
The last 2 mornings I went to work at 4:30 AM with the Mini and the roads were like ice skating revues .
Drove 30km to my work on ice with some downhills...Holy shit ! But I have skills and pull the handbrake when it's needed .
My city said we have enough salt (130,000 KG) for the whole winter , but I didn't saw salt ..(damn suckers)
Lot's of car accidents and people with broken legs and shoulders is the result ..
For tomorrow the weather prediction is even colder with snow .

I guess I just always thought of Belgium being warmer than Canada. I don't find -13 to be overly cold, but I'm not walking around in a t-shirt for sure. Usually a leather jacket is warm enough, but I have a fleece jacket I bust out if I'm taking the dog for a walk for more than 30 min. But I don't enjoy the cold - I think I would like to live in Florida when I retire some 30 odd years from now.

[finaloption]

lol.. enjoy the snow southerners