Parking Lot Morons

chris_1001 · 06-16-2026, 12:03 PM

Nice job... Snapped this recently

johnboy00 · 06-16-2026, 10:47 PM

Repeat offenders

Mech Spec · 06-17-2026, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by johnboy00

Repeat offenders

There's a woman who parks at my office with a 2 series grand coupe who habitually does this, parking 7-10 feet from the curb and the back of the car sticking out into the passage. I cannot for the life of me understand how this is possible.

Car-Addicted · 06-17-2026, 09:53 AM

Glad to see this fresh batch of parking lot idiots photos, There for a minute I was thinking people had learned to park and be considerate of others. Glad that passed

3.0L · 06-17-2026, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Mech Spec

There's a woman who parks at my office with a 2 series grand coupe who habitually does this, parking 7-10 feet from the curb and the back of the car sticking out into the passage. I cannot for the life of me understand how this is possible.

Poor depth perception, perhaps.

On the otherhand, when I look in the mirror and see some bimbo
12” from my rear bumper while sitting at a red light, its usually a
female driver. If its not poor depth perception, maybe they’re just
lonely. 🤔

Esteban · 06-17-2026, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Car-Addicted

Glad to see this fresh batch of parking lot idiots photos, There for a minute I was thinking people had learned to park and be considerate of others. Glad that passed

So you like living life on the edge, huh?

smokinjoe64 · 06-18-2026, 02:39 AM

Apparently, another non-autonomous parking outcome...

johnboy00 · 06-18-2026, 01:40 PM

The Tesla was last to park, and in a "no parking" spot to boot.

Car-Addicted · 06-22-2026, 04:13 PM

Who doesn't love a good parking lot cat fight?

https://twitter.com/Faim_Buford/status/206...007332/video/1

M5Rick · 06-23-2026, 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by johnboy00

The Tesla was last to park, and in a "no parking" spot to boot.

In this case 'interfering' with a Tesla would be completely justified

Buug959 · 06-29-2026, 03:12 PM

The latest moron to join the group.

bpeckham · 07-14-2026, 12:58 PM

Tesla can't seem to stay between their lines. When I parked my Z nobody was there. Seems like both the Tesla and the white minivan are parking challenged.

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Buug959 · 07-14-2026, 04:11 PM

There's a story behind this one. This guy is not just a moron but an asshole too.
I was having lunch at Popeyes when this guy comes in to order. I wasn't paying too much attention but after a few minutes at the counter going back and forth with the young lady he says loudly "Well, what if I want to get just (blank)?" I didn't hear what he asked for but I could tell that he was getting frustrated. The young lady said he would have to buy something else to get it. That was it! The guy said "Fuck this shit!" and turned and stormed out the door. Well he tried to storm out the door but the door that he shoved against was latched shut.( Why do businesses leave one of the two doors latched?) He hit that door so hard that his sunglasses flew off his head to the floor. I expected him to have a bloody, if not broken, nose. He went tromping off to his car and just sat there for about five minutes. Then he started to leave, or so I thought. No, he went to the drive-thru... his wife very obviously hollering at him as he drove by. He came out of the drive-thru and went back and parked in the same spot. I snapped the picture as I was leaving. All in all it was an entertaining lunch.

ps I didn't notice until just now that his trunk was open.

Car-Addicted · 07-23-2026, 07:29 PM

Now that is a bad day.

sygazelle · 07-26-2026, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Car-Addicted

Now that is a bad day.

The owner/pilot caused his own bad day.

https://aviation-safety.net/wikibase/243884

eliphil · 07-26-2026, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Buug959

There's a story behind this one. This guy is not just a moron but an asshole too.
I was having lunch at Popeyes when this guy comes in to order. I wasn't paying too much attention but after a few minutes at the counter going back and forth with the young lady he says loudly "Well, what if I want to get just (blank)?" I didn't hear what he asked for but I could tell that he was getting frustrated. The young lady said he would have to buy something else to get it. That was it! The guy said "Fuck this shit!" and turned and stormed out the door. Well he tried to storm out the door but the door that he shoved against was latched shut.( Why do businesses leave one of the two doors latched?) He hit that door so hard that his sunglasses flew off his head to the floor. I expected him to have a bloody, if not broken, nose. He went tromping off to his car and just sat there for about five minutes. Then he started to leave, or so I thought. No, he went to the drive-thru... his wife very obviously hollering at him as he drove by. He came out of the drive-thru and went back and parked in the same spot. I snapped the picture as I was leaving. All in all it was an entertaining lunch.

ps I didn't notice until just now that his trunk was open.

You can’t teach stupid

eugenebmw · 07-27-2026, 11:02 AM

This is not an exit. Another good example you can't teach stupid

M5Rick · 07-27-2026, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by eugenebmw

This is not an exit. Another good example you can't teach stupid

Good job

jeff351 · 08-10-2026, 10:33 AM

Every single day my boss parks like this

Buug959 · 08-10-2026, 02:35 PM

I came across these two geniuses yesterday.

bpeckham · 08-10-2026, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff351

Every single day my boss parks like this

Seems like she/he could get more shade by parallel parking.

jeff351 · 08-10-2026, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bpeckham

Seems like she/he could get more shade by parallel parking.

the tents are primarily for hail

06-16-2026, 12:03 PM	#595
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06-16-2026, 10:47 PM	#596
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06-17-2026, 09:53 AM	#598
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06-18-2026, 02:39 AM	#601
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06-18-2026, 01:40 PM	#602
johnboy00 Private 70 Rep 75 Posts Drives: 2025 BMW M340i Join Date: Mar 2026 Location: Southeast US iTrader: (0)	The Tesla was last to park, and in a "no parking" spot to boot. Attached Images
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06-22-2026, 04:13 PM	#603
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06-29-2026, 03:12 PM	#605
Buug959 Captain 31518 Rep 893 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, Golf R Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	The latest moron to join the group. Attached Images __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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07-14-2026, 12:58 PM	#606
bpeckham Second Lieutenant 336 Rep 285 Posts Drives: 2023 Nissan Z Performance 6MT Join Date: May 2026 Location: San Diego, CA iTrader: (0)	Tesla can't seem to stay between their lines. When I parked my Z nobody was there. Seems like both the Tesla and the white minivan are parking challenged.
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07-14-2026, 04:11 PM	#607
Buug959 Captain 31518 Rep 893 Posts Drives: 335xi E90, GMC Sierra, Golf R Join Date: Jun 2020 Location: Nova Scotia iTrader: (0)	There's a story behind this one. This guy is not just a moron but an asshole too. I was having lunch at Popeyes when this guy comes in to order. I wasn't paying too much attention but after a few minutes at the counter going back and forth with the young lady he says loudly "Well, what if I want to get just (blank)?" I didn't hear what he asked for but I could tell that he was getting frustrated. The young lady said he would have to buy something else to get it. That was it! The guy said "Fuck this shit!" and turned and stormed out the door. Well he tried to storm out the door but the door that he shoved against was latched shut.( Why do businesses leave one of the two doors latched?) He hit that door so hard that his sunglasses flew off his head to the floor. I expected him to have a bloody, if not broken, nose. He went tromping off to his car and just sat there for about five minutes. Then he started to leave, or so I thought. No, he went to the drive-thru... his wife very obviously hollering at him as he drove by. He came out of the drive-thru and went back and parked in the same spot. I snapped the picture as I was leaving. All in all it was an entertaining lunch. ps I didn't notice until just now that his trunk was open. Attached Images __________________ Wha' da ya mean? No brakes never stopped anyone before!
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07-23-2026, 07:29 PM	#608
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07-27-2026, 11:02 AM	#611
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08-10-2026, 10:33 AM	#613
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08-10-2026, 02:35 PM	#614
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