What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

Billup · 06-02-2015, 11:00 AM

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Oh shit, do I have to go away then? I mean, I'm a lot of things but I really don't qualify for being a whore.

It technically should say "post whore" thread, but it sounds more enticing if you leave out the "post" part.

YOU BETTER NOT GO AWAY.

Lups · 06-02-2015, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Billup

It technically should say "post whore" thread, but it sounds more enticing if you leave out the "post" part.

YOU BETTER NOT GO AWAY.

Ah, that I am indeed. K. In until moderators realize this is prostitution in a way

Billup · 06-02-2015, 11:06 AM

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Ah, that I am indeed. K. In until moderators realize this is prostitution in a way

Well, I mean..., seeing how the other threads have unfolded, I'm pretty sure the moderators are all on vacation.

pgviper · 06-02-2015, 11:07 AM

I wonder how much this thread costs...

With the amount of time we all spend reading and posting instead of working. I bet the "Coming on too strong" thread is pretty expensive.

Lups · 06-02-2015, 11:08 AM

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Well, I mean..., seeing how the other threads have unfolded, I'm pretty sure the moderators are all on vacation.

Lol. I'd be too if I had to read this shit.

Wait...

Billup · 06-02-2015, 11:13 AM

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I wonder how much this thread costs...

With the amount of time we all spend reading and posting instead of working. I bet the "Coming on too strong" thread is pretty expensive.

lol, I wonder how much bimmerpost costs. Between 1 series all the way up to i3 and i8, there's probably so much burned time on here it's in the millions. Easily.

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Lol. I'd be too I I had to read this shit.

Wait...

With all the bantering and bitching in the other threads, this is a nice little escape. If I wanted to watch people whine and complain at each other, I'd go home and turn on the TLC channel.

M_Six · 06-02-2015, 11:18 AM

Red Sox suck again this year. Biggest waste of $200 million payroll ever.

ASBSECU E93 · 06-02-2015, 11:19 AM

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Last September a cop pulled behind me on a school run. I drove according to speed limit, and downshifted to slow down for every leaf on the road. Then sped up. A week later he did the same, I did the same. A week later he escorted me all the way to home, I parked, waved at him and he rolled down a window. "I've been thinking whether you are the biggest shithead in the world or do you just have a weird sense of humor. Which is it?"

"dude I'm bored enough to play with you, doesn't that answer the question?".

Ever since that every now and then I drive home in style.

He really just wants to go for a ride...

Billup · 06-02-2015, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by M_Six

Red Sox suck again this year. Biggest waste of $200 million payroll ever.

Pfffft, Red Sox should just hang up their jerseys and walk away.

It's all about them Tigers.

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He really just wants to go for a ride...

How far are you from Ashville? I might be making a trip soon with my lady friend.

Lups · 06-02-2015, 11:31 AM

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He really just wants to go for a ride...

Yeah, and a dinner to discus the driving culture here vs Europe. He told me so.

Revartr · 06-02-2015, 11:31 AM

I'm bored at work, anxiously awaiting going to Pint Night with a few good friends tonight.

Billup · 06-02-2015, 11:45 AM

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Yeah, and a dinner to discus the driving culture here vs Europe. He told me so.

Well...., is it any different in EU than it is here?

Lups · 06-02-2015, 11:49 AM

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Well...., is it any different in EU than it is here?

Since I can't eat with Americans, I couldn't tell him since he made a point about this happening over dinner. Are you demanding the same or can I just write it here?

ASBSECU E93 · 06-02-2015, 11:49 AM

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How far are you from Ashville? I might be making a trip soon with my lady friend.

Sent you a PM. LMK - Aside from the scenery, Asheville has a embarrassment of riches with respect to food and beer...

upstatedoc · 06-02-2015, 11:51 AM

So I walk into the gas station after filling up to get a bottle of water and the guy in front of me is a "scratcher", you know, one of those people who hold up the line getting all his scratch off tickets and I decide "I've never bought a scratch off ticket maybe I'll get a couple". So it's my turn and I tell the young lad "Yeah I'll get one of those, one of those and one of those" Put my water bottle down, the clerk punches every thing up and says "That'll be $71 please".

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The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..

Whostheboss · 06-02-2015, 11:55 AM

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Hey, mine is in 18 days! Happy be-earlied B-day!

Cancer

Whostheboss · 06-02-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

So I walk into the gas station after filling up to get a bottle of water and the guy in front of me is a "scratcher", you know, one of those people who hold up the line getting all his scratch off tickets and I decide "I've never bought a scratch off ticket maybe I'll get a couple". So it's my turn and I tell the young lad "Yeah I'll get one of those, one of those and one of those" Put my water bottle down, the clerk punches every thing up and says "That'll be $71 please".

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The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..

That's why i dont play.
Wait... does that price include the gas and the bottle water?

Billup · 06-02-2015, 11:57 AM

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Since I can't eat with Americans, I couldn't tell him since he made a point about this happening over dinner. Are you demanding the same or can I just write it here?

I wish I had time to take you out for dinner, but since I don't, I guess in here will suffice.

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The tickets are still sitting in my car unscratched. I don't dare tell the wifey..

You do know they have $2 scratch offs, right?

upstatedoc · 06-02-2015, 11:59 AM

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That's why i dont play.
Wait... does that price include the gas and the bottle water?

just the water and tics.

Nkc · 06-02-2015, 12:02 PM

When you said Whore thread, I honestly though you were referring to Sara's. I can't be the only one.

Lups · 06-02-2015, 12:04 PM

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I wish I had time to take you out for dinner, but since I don't, I guess in here will suffice.

You do know they have $2 scratch offs, right?

Jei! I'll explain then.

In the EU, especially in the north you don't benefit if you get into an accident. You can't sue anyone. This gives people a motive to try to avoid them instead of pulling stunts.

That's the main one I'd say. Also weather teaches us. When you fuck up, you'll be in the ditch waiting for the wolves to eat you.

F30lolz · 06-02-2015, 12:17 PM

Some new girl at work keeps poking me.

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